Reply to: our expenses vs mp expenses

[TheFaQQer]

<shush>You're forgetting the first rule of the clique.... Ah, actually you're not because you don't know it. That's because... You're not in it!</shush>

I've known for many years that I'll never be part of the clique.

It makes me glum

[Churchill]

You'll never be part of the CUK clique, so give up trying now.

<shush>You're forgetting the first rule of the clique.... Ah, actually you're not because you don't know it. That's because... You're not in it!</shush>

[TheFaQQer]

so does that mean I have been accepted?

You'll never be part of the CUK clique, so give up trying now.

[d000hg]

I can't see it. MP's do have strict guidelines that some of them decided to abuse. The result is many slapped hands, a couple of ruined careers and some of them sent to gaol. The same would happen to us if we abused the system. There is a slight question of how hard they would come down on us compared to MP's but that is so old and boring it is hardly worthy of discussion.

Also, they are looked at as more like an employee claiming expenses, we are viewed using company taxation and company director law. Totally different rules.

[northernladuk]

Oi, he's ours now, go and find your own retard!

Actually I think you are quite welcome to this one... The force is most definitely not strong with him!

Enjoy!!!

[Jeystone]

Sorry mate, there're that many black balls it's like looking in the bottom of a rabbit's hutch!

what's a black ball? other retards? my kind?

[Pondlife]

so does that mean I have been accepted?

Jeystone

Nervous Newbie

Jeystone is slower than a 486

[Churchill]

so does that mean I have been accepted?

Sorry mate, there're that many black balls it's like looking in the bottom of a rabbit's hutch!

[Jeystone]

Oi, he's ours now, go and find your own retard!

so does that mean I have been accepted?

[northernladuk]

Oi, he's ours now, go and find your own retard!

He is right Mal, no helping him now. Let's go back to the prof forums and go find some numpty asking questions about SC clearance to pick on instead.

[Mich the Tester]

I wish to state categorically that all lobsters, oysters and bottles of champagne purchased on behalf of MyCo have been used strictly for the purpose of maintaining business relations with important figures in the fields of business MyCo serves.

[Churchill]

MPs are employees. We run businesses. The MPs' employer can set whatever expense policy it likes and allow them to claim for whatever they like. Then again, so can we. The difference is that MPs expenses definitely aren't a BIK, ours may be.

All these discsusions over contractors' expenses are because people really don't understand that it's about the BIK element, nothing else.

Oi, he's ours now, go and find your own retard!

[malvolio]

MPs are employees. We run businesses. The MPs' employer can set whatever expense policy it likes and allow them to claim for whatever they like. Then again, so can we. The difference is that MPs expenses definitely aren't a BIK, ours may be.

All these discsusions over contractors' expenses are because people really don't understand that it's about the BIK element, nothing else.

[MarillionFan]

Get him lads. The OP has been thrown out of the professional forums he's fair game.

[northernladuk]

MPs don,t give a rats arse what they put through cause they know they will only get looked at occasionally and they only get a slap on the wrist anyway
Where as all contractors spend their day worrying about whether or not every claim they put through will be scrutinised down to the last meal receipt

Christmas party receipt anyone

Those that went to gaol will be getting a couple of slaps ok but it won't be on the wrist!!

More soap anyone