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[xoggoth]

I recall making a mistake of few hundred quid in invoicing once when I was doing work at home due to a cockup on my spreedsheet. Naturally, being a totally honest person I immediately emailed client apologising for error. Having established myself as a totally honest person made it easier to rip them off for thousands next time.

PS Not really. Just joking.
PPS <xoggoth's insane alter ego>Yes really. As to that that prostitute murdered in Bath...</xoggoth's insane alter ego>

[OwlHoot]

There is rain coming in through my open window, what's the best way to stop it?

I had that in a car wash only the other day - Frantically trying to close the rear window with the switch in the driver's door, and only after being completely soaked remembered that the garage had replaced the front window switch assembly with a second hand one which didn't work the rear windows! Cheapskates!!

[Old Greg]

Greg. You heard the man, put that chicken down you lipstick wearing felch monkey.

Obviously I didn't mean you can do what you like.

[MarillionFan]

Well, you can do most things...

Greg. You heard the man, put that chicken down you lipstick wearing felch monkey.

[NotAllThere]

Well, you can do most things...

[Old Greg]

Can I add slapbutt from http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...s-expense.html . No matter what people are telling him he wishes to ignore anyone who says no, you can't do that.

This is General, you can do what you like. Terms and conditions apply.

[eek]

Can I add slapbutt from http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...s-expense.html . No matter what people are telling him he wishes to ignore anyone who says no, you can't do that.

[cojak]

<guilty giggle>

[Pondlife]

you missed out:
Help, there's a dead hooker in my room, coke everywhere and I have to check out in 2 hours

You mean the Ben Affleck placeholder thread

[Old Greg]

I found the advice on that thread very useful indeed.

Don't mention it.

[MarillionFan]

you missed out:
Help, there's a dead hooker in my room, coke everywhere and I have to check out in 2 hours

I found the advice on that thread very useful indeed.

[Old Greg]

you missed out:
Help, there's a dead hooker in my room, coke everywhere and I have to check out in 2 hours

Easy: Don't panic, MF always looks a bit grey in the morning.

[Spacecadet]

He makes I laff.

I'm looking forward to his future threads including

I've forgotten the pin for my bank card - HELP!!!
One of my socks has a hole in, do you know anywhere that sells single black socks?
There is rain coming in through my open window, what's the best way to stop it?
The low petrol light on my car is on, does anyone know a good mechanic?

you missed out:
Help, there's a dead hooker in my room, coke everywhere and I have to check out in 2 hours

[Pondlife]

He makes I laff.

I'm looking forward to his future threads including

I've forgotten the pin for my bank card - HELP!!!
One of my socks has a hole in, do you know anywhere that sells single black socks?
There is rain coming in through my open window, what's the best way to stop it?
The low petrol light on my car is on, does anyone know a good mechanic?

[Old Greg]

What's wrong with you Greg? Did you not get enough attention as a child???

'Mummy, mummy psychocandy pushed me, mummy mummy Northernlad said a naughty word, mummy, mummy!'

Shut the fook up you bedwetting, whinging, look at me grass.

Shhhh.