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Originally posted by zeitghostWasn't nearly so keen on the finger up the bum though.
I hope she bought you a drink first.
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Shaved as much as possible. If it was possible to permanently remove every last hair, I'd do it.
Evil, horrible things...
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Thereby tripling his embarrassment.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post...
As a seventeen-year-old lad he found this very embarrassing, but the nurse told him not to worry about it as it was quite a common occurrence - then added cheerfully "In fact, some of them even come!"

Had it done twice as prep for surgery. I'd never do it voluntarily as it takes about 4 weeks for the itching to stop - it can also cause discomfort for you partner.
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Hmm avaliable in glow in the dark; handyOriginally posted by DaveB View PostNot exactly...
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Linky and NSFW Linky you'll need a "plater" a la Cynthia Plaster CasterOriginally posted by DaveB View PostMembership is free but you have to assisit in the "casting" process.
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I've always wanted to build a robot.Originally posted by DaveB View PostNot exactly...
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Not exactly...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh, lord. I didn't twig as to the reason you'd make a mould of your winky. I assumed you'd make wall art out of it or somesuch
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Oh, lord. I didn't twig as to the reason you'd make a mould of your winky. I assumed you'd make wall art out of it or somesuchOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYou don't make it out of plaster - rubber is the thing.
She said she'd never had so much room for the battery compartment!
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You don't make it out of plaster - rubber is the thing.Originally posted by doodab View PostShouldn't one first make a mould and then use that for casting the plaster?
That would make it somewhat easier to make multiple copies as well.
She said she'd never had so much room for the battery compartment!
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I mostly can't be bothered to shave my face these days let alone anywhere else.
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