Originally posted by Churchill
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostTry this on acid mate, like I have.
You can only see the eyes of your mates, peeping through his slot opposite you but it is hilarious. 5 sets of eyes looking at you across this freak show.
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Wilmslow,
in this North Sea crossing / city visit / North Sea crossing expedition, did you do anything else?
Or was witnessing your friend's relief the highlight of the tour?
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostHad an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.
I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).
Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.
You can only see the eyes of your mates, peeping through his slot opposite you but it is hilarious. 5 sets of eyes looking at you across this freak show.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOR
c) find a less seedy way to spend your weekend, rather than staring at your mate inside some filthy "wank box"
What ever posessed him to a) do this and b) tell us about it.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat does your girlfriend think about your mutual masturbation session with your mate?
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Just told the girly about this thread.
"What are you men like"
"Hold on love, what did I do wrong? I was not the one jerking off in front of my mate"
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Originally posted by Tingles View PostI'm quite shocked by this.
Tone
Who hasn't knocked one out in a cinema while watching Toy Story II!
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostYou mean that story didn't make him more attractive to you? I'm shocked
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