Reply to: How much is that doggie in the window ?

[cojak]

Wan't called "Bill" was it?

his cousin...

[Lucy]

We had a basset that could open the fridge, couldn't walk down stairs but he could open the f*ing fridge! - and the oven, come to think of it...

[Pondlife]

There's some breed of pet cat, looking like a scaled-down tiger, that costs £10,000.

Toygers

The Toyger is a designer cat. It is designed and bred with the demands of modern apartment life as a human companion foremost in mind. Glittered, pelted, dramatic pattern appeals to both the high-tech glamour and nature-loving, wild dreams of city-caught people while the laid back, easily trained character of these cats make them a joy to live with.

Cats for tw@ts if you ask me!

[BrilloPad]

Mine has started howling in the morning in a vain attempt to get me out of bed before 7 a.m.

It doesn't work.

How do you deter it? No doubt something to do with your electronic skills - mains voltage through the catflap? cattleprod?

[DaveB]

We had a Turkish Van cat - a real bruiser that could only say "eck", liked to share showers and enjoyed sitting on top of doors like a budgie...

He died of old age but I miss him...

Wan't called "Bill" was it?

[cojak]

They don't 'meow' - "meowing's for poofs..."

[Churchill]

We had a Turkish Van cat - a real bruiser that could only say "eck", liked to share showers and enjoyed sitting on top of doors like a budgie...

He died of old age but I miss him...

You should've tried a telescopic sight...

IGMC.

[cojak]

We had a Turkish Van cat - a real bruiser that could only say "eck", liked to share showers and enjoyed sitting on top of doors like a budgie...

He died of old age but I miss him...

[EternalOptimist]

Arrrgh. Poor Churchill, no wonder he's always uptight, hasn't got his end away in years.

be careful ass man, he's known for sh@gging the vicars leg

[sasguru]

(c) the dog cannot mate with the bitch because it will cause injury, they have to artificially inseminate

Arrrgh. Poor Churchill, no wonder he's always uptight, hasn't got his end away in years.

[dude69]

£750 apparently...

or $1800 and upward for these litle beasties...

£750 is not particularly expensive, though I would beware of cross-breeds. £500 is pretty much any bog-standard dog.

Bulldogs cost about £2000

http://www.epupz.co.uk/search/puppie...+%28English%29

This is because of

(a) small litter size and
(b) large head size of puppy necessitating caeserean section for delivery
(c) the dog cannot mate with the bitch because it will cause injury, they have to artificially inseminate

[Board Game Geek]

I've seen one of the wolfies around here in local Essex (Chelmsford).

Very attractive dog and every head turned as the owner and dog walked up the street.

The fella and this dog walked the entire length of our high street and he was stopped 3 times by other people asking about the dog.

[oracleslave]

A good kick up the rolf and that PWD would make a nice slipper. The wolf looks the business though.

[BlasterBates]

Looks dangerous

[Marina]

There's some breed of pet cat, looking like a scaled-down tiger, that costs £10,000.