How much is that doggie in the window ?

[cojak]

They don't 'meow' - "meowing's for poofs..."

[DaveB]

We had a Turkish Van cat - a real bruiser that could only say "eck", liked to share showers and enjoyed sitting on top of doors like a budgie...

He died of old age but I miss him...

Wan't called "Bill" was it?

[BrilloPad]

Mine has started howling in the morning in a vain attempt to get me out of bed before 7 a.m.

It doesn't work.

How do you deter it? No doubt something to do with your electronic skills - mains voltage through the catflap? cattleprod?

[Pondlife]

There's some breed of pet cat, looking like a scaled-down tiger, that costs £10,000.

Toygers

The Toyger is a designer cat. It is designed and bred with the demands of modern apartment life as a human companion foremost in mind. Glittered, pelted, dramatic pattern appeals to both the high-tech glamour and nature-loving, wild dreams of city-caught people while the laid back, easily trained character of these cats make them a joy to live with.

Cats for tw@ts if you ask me!

[Lucy]

We had a basset that could open the fridge, couldn't walk down stairs but he could open the f*ing fridge! - and the oven, come to think of it...

[cojak]

Wan't called "Bill" was it?

his cousin...