Reply to: Rishi Resigns.... Holding thread for when it happens

[MarillionFan]

Rishi defects to Labour.

LOL

[sadkingbilly]

Rishi goes to Harold wood
(well, he's Havering as often as not)

[SueEllen]

Why would you fall off the back of your company (calling a yacht a company is a genius tax dodge by Mr & Mrs Dodger in chief)

https://find-and-update.company-info...pdf&download=0

Watching TV much earlier in the day his wife wouldn't have a problem ensuring he's accidentally pushed off.

(Don't make your much richer wife walk anywhere in uncomfortable high heels for a photo opportunity.)

[WTFH]

I don't think he's likely to fall off the back of it though

Why would you fall off the back of your company (calling a yacht a company is a genius tax dodge by Mr & Mrs Dodger in chief)

https://find-and-update.company-info...pdf&download=0

[NotAllThere]

Rishi does Dallas

[SimonMac]

Rishi does Dallas

no hang on that’s a different parody

[ladymuck]

Catamaran Ventures sails off into the sunset.

I don't think he's likely to fall off the back of it though

[sadkingbilly]

Rishi goes to cricklewood

[WTFH]

Catamaran Ventures sails off into the sunset.

[sadkingbilly]

Rishi goes to borehamwood

[Paddy]

Rishi buys a new helicopter.

Because it can't remember where his other ones are parked.

[sadkingbilly]

Rishi goes to Hollywood

[cojak]

Rishi buys a new helicopter.

[ladymuck]

Rishi moves to the USA

[Fraidycat]

Rishi defects to Labour.

Rishi could defect to the Labour and becomes its leader, it would make no difference and nobody would notice.

At least in 2019 there was a clear difference between Johnson and Corbyn.