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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

    If people are entitled to financial help then they should claim it. Even if they are workshy one legged lesbian whale lovers who spend most of their time on protest marches.

    Note, these days you don't actually need to be female to be a lesbian, thanks to workshy one legged lesbian whale lovers who spend most of their time on protest marches.
    O brave new world, That has such people in't.

    © Old Billy Shakespeare

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    claimants doubled in a year
    If people are entitled to financial help then they should claim it. Even if they are workshy one legged lesbian whale lovers who spend most of their time on protest marches.

    Note, these days you don't actually need to be female to be a lesbian, thanks to workshy one legged lesbian whale lovers who spend most of their time on protest marches.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    Barbra Streisand

    The more the government makes a fuss stating people are faking it generates news stories with info from charities who help people legitimately claim it, the more eligible people find out they can claim.

    If you don't want people to claim a benefit then don't make a fuss about it.
    claimants doubled in a year

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    Well something is happening

    https://ifs.org.uk/publications/numb...hat%20increase.

    Whats the betting there are 3000 claimants living in the same studio flat in Dagenham?

    Fraud does look a likely reason for the rise.
    Barbra Streisand

    The more the government makes a fuss stating people are faking it generates news stories with info from charities who help people legitimately claim it, the more eligible people find out they can claim.

    If you don't want people to claim a benefit then don't make a fuss about it.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by courtg9000 View Post

    They are worse than that!
    Well something is happening

    https://ifs.org.uk/publications/numb...hat%20increase.

    Whats the betting there are 3000 claimants living in the same studio flat in Dagenham?

    Fraud does look a likely reason for the rise.

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  • courtg9000
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    It's just so easy to claim.benefits for disabilities

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/...ritis-amputees




    Are accessors really that thick?
    They are worse than that!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    Unfair - I had to use disabled toilets for a couple of years to take drugs.
    I was at the Shaftesbury theatre yesterday who have unisex toilets so I had to use a cubicle, I looked at the lovely flat cistern and thought of you.

    By the way Mrs Doubtfire is excellent.

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  • SueEllen
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    It's just so easy to claim.benefits for disabilities

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/...ritis-amputees

    A particularly striking figure is that one in four applications from people with amputated limbs are rejected, with 207 applications turned down in six months.
    “Often [Pip] assessors believe that a prosthesis can be worn constantly and do not account for rubbing, inability to wear due to discomfort, and heaviness and pain,” said Michelle Cardno, a welfare benefit lawyer and founder of Fightback4Justice, which helps people appeal against benefit refusals.

    Are accessors really that thick?

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  • sadkingbilly
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    They had yellow clinical waste bins and proper lighting. (My GPs surgery has purple lighting.)
    don't see why you need that for snorting coke

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post

    was that the only one with a flat shelf over the cistern?
    They had yellow clinical waste bins and proper lighting. (My GPs surgery has purple lighting.)

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  • sadkingbilly
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    Unfair - I had to use disabled toilets for a couple of years to take drugs.
    was that the only one with a flat shelf over the cistern?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post

    Just because you need a magnifying glass to find your willy does not warrant using the disabled toilets.
    Unfair - I had to use disabled toilets for a couple of years to take drugs.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

    Fun fact. I need to use disabled toilets, but you'd never have guessed meeting me.
    Just because you need a magnifying glass to find your willy does not warrant using the disabled toilets.

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  • vetran
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    https://www.autism.org.uk/advice-and...ts-you-can-get

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Disabilities now include benefits for neurodiversity.

    Friends of ours have a partially deaf child they are entitled to various benefits and a blue badge.
    Are there benefits for being battulip crazy? I think everyone here is eligible.

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