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Previously on "Remote work, stay strong and the clients will learn [happy to refer]"

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  • northernladuk
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    Nailed it.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Adjusted for realism.

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  • Sox Machine
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Anyone brave enough to make any jokes?
    Careful now, NLUK. Don't make the CUK mods angry, You won't like them when they're angry.....

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post


    My join date is Sept 2005; I must be a dinosaur by your reckoning

    cojak is always on topJoin Date:Jul 2005
    Anyone brave enough to make any jokes?

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by DrewG View Post


    Join Date
    Dec 2011

    Yeah yeah, sounds about right. Oldie in a dying industry doesn't want to have new things in his head because he's close to retirement.
    I'm a little over 40, you sockie cretin

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by DrewG View Post


    Join Date
    Dec 2011

    Yeah yeah, sounds about right. Oldie in a dying industry doesn't want to have new things in his head because he's close to retirement.

    My join date is Sept 2005; I must be a dinosaur by your reckoning

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  • DrewG
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

    Take the hint and feck off already, sockie.

    Join Date
    Dec 2011

    Yeah yeah, sounds about right. Oldie in a dying industry doesn't want to have new things in his head because he's close to retirement.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by DrewG View Post

    Nice story.

    Did I say 600 was a great rate? Did I say I don't want to show my face? Why you lying?

    I don't want to commute to Birmingham twice/week. That's enough reason to reject a role unless you're desperate, I didn't even get to rate negotiation before saying no.

    Your comments about warren buffet are just a reflection on yourself.
    Take the hint and feck off already, sockie.

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  • DrewG
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post

    it's all utter bullsh1te. Pretty much everything he says.


    He rejects £600 a day gigs because of the client wanting to see a face, rather than because the rate is low. But thinks he's Warren sodding Buffet with his business acumen.

    He reckons £600 is a great rate, and he's only rejecting it due to pomposity and self-delusion.

    Conclusion.... he's a likely a half decent techie man-child, but doubtful with that attitude he'd be anywhere longer than 6 months as everyone thinks he's a pompous prick.

    I recon there's probably a handful of £1k+ people on here.
    And a decent number of £600 - £850.
    Most of whom are not pompous bell ends. And offer advice/guidance based on experience. Very few of them spend any time blowing themselves off for likes as they are gown up.
    Nice story.

    Did I say 600 was a great rate? Did I say I don't want to show my face? Why you lying?

    I don't want to commute to Birmingham twice/week. That's enough reason to reject a role unless you're desperate, I didn't even get to rate negotiation before saying no.

    Your comments about warren buffet are just a reflection on yourself.

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  • Lance
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Why would you refer someone you've never met, who you have no idea if they're any good? I would only refer someone I know. Referrals reflect back on the referrer.
    it's all utter bullsh1te. Pretty much everything he says.


    He rejects £600 a day gigs because of the client wanting to see a face, rather than because the rate is low. But thinks he's Warren sodding Buffet with his business acumen.

    He reckons £600 is a great rate, and he's only rejecting it due to pomposity and self-delusion.

    Conclusion.... he's a likely a half decent techie man-child, but doubtful with that attitude he'd be anywhere longer than 6 months as everyone thinks he's a pompous prick.

    I recon there's probably a handful of £1k+ people on here.
    And a decent number of £600 - £850.
    Most of whom are not pompous bell ends. And offer advice/guidance based on experience. Very few of them spend any time blowing themselves off for likes as they are gown up.

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

    Excel.
    LM has cornered the market on that with her 2 line macro

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post

    Which ERP system?
    Excel.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by DrewG View Post

    lol, old timers with their old forums. This place will die out with you lot if you can't accept some new members......
    You've been saying that under a number of guises for years. Yet still, here we are.

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  • vwdan
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    Originally posted by DrewG View Post

    The thing that you're claiming I can't do (or am not doing). "course you are"
    Oh, goodness, Lol. Swing and a miss I'm afraid.
    Last edited by vwdan; 8 July 2023, 19:03.

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  • sirja
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    I find most clients these days are offering either totally remote or hybrid roles. Looks like it's the minority that are insisting on fully onsite. A lot of firms have also downsized their office footprint.

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