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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Ta V but do you seriously think I hadn't already read that?
    trying to broaden your horizons but you beat me to it.

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  • xoggoth
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    Ta V but do you seriously think I hadn't already read that?

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  • courtg9000
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    sadly we don't have the biggest butts!

    https://www.snl24.com/dailysun/lifes...-bums-20221212

    Next we find Xoggy has moved to Serbia!
    We win the award for the biggest pillock and the daily mail now employs him!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Countries with the tallest women revealed... and neither Britain or the US rank within the top 20 | Daily Mail Online

    DM seems to be doing a size thing run. What next, country with biggest ears?

    Or biggest, er no, stop there.
    sadly we don't have the biggest butts!

    https://www.snl24.com/dailysun/lifes...-bums-20221212

    Next we find Xoggy has moved to Serbia!

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  • xoggoth
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    Countries with the tallest women revealed... and neither Britain or the US rank within the top 20 | Daily Mail Online

    DM seems to be doing a size thing run. What next, country with biggest ears?

    Or biggest, er no, stop there.

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  • xoggoth
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    Thought somebody would post this. When yer an old fart and not getting any it hardly matters anyway.

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    Not quite (although they might lead to most people being larger than average). My willy is the same size in any country, so living in a country with a small average means I gain erectile points
    FTFY

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    Not quite (although they might lead to most people being larger than average). My willy is the same size in any country, so living in a country with a small average means I gain percentile points
    tell the truth you moved to Cambodia to get just above average?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    You mean certain posters are dragging the average down?
    Not quite (although they might lead to most people being larger than average). My willy is the same size in any country, so living in a country with a small average means I gain percentile points

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    The smaller the average is, the bigger we are by comparison
    You mean certain posters are dragging the average down?

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  • TheDude
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    It's amazing that The Mail even managed to squeeze racist stereotyping into this article.

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  • TheDude
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    12 inches in North Korea.

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  • d000hg
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    The smaller the average is, the bigger we are by comparison

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  • vetran
    started a topic Call me Segundo

    Call me Segundo

    For NAT now he is willy waving!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...eader-comments

    War of the willies! Data reveals the average penis sizes around the world... and you won't like where the US and UK rank
    • Researchers have combed through more than 40 studies to reveal penis sizes
    • Showed that Ecuador and Cameroon topped the list of nearly 90 nations

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