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We win the award for the biggest pillock and the daily mail now employs him!Originally posted by vetran View Post
sadly we don't have the biggest butts!
https://www.snl24.com/dailysun/lifes...-bums-20221212
Next we find Xoggy has moved to Serbia!
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sadly we don't have the biggest butts!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostCountries with the tallest women revealed... and neither Britain or the US rank within the top 20 | Daily Mail Online
DM seems to be doing a size thing run. What next, country with biggest ears?
Or biggest, er no, stop there.
https://www.snl24.com/dailysun/lifes...-bums-20221212
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Countries with the tallest women revealed... and neither Britain or the US rank within the top 20 | Daily Mail Online
DM seems to be doing a size thing run. What next, country with biggest ears?
Or biggest, er no, stop there.
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Thought somebody would post this. When yer an old fart and not getting any it hardly matters anyway.
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FTFYOriginally posted by d000hg View Post
Not quite (although they might lead to most people being larger than average). My willy is the same size in any country, so living in a country with a small average means I gain erectile points
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tell the truth you moved to Cambodia to get just above average?Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Not quite (although they might lead to most people being larger than average). My willy is the same size in any country, so living in a country with a small average means I gain percentile points
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Not quite (although they might lead to most people being larger than average). My willy is the same size in any country, so living in a country with a small average means I gain percentile pointsOriginally posted by vetran View Post
You mean certain posters are dragging the average down?
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It's amazing that The Mail even managed to squeeze racist stereotyping into this article.
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Call me Segundo
For NAT now he is willy waving!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...eader-comments
War of the willies! Data reveals the average penis sizes around the world... and you won't like where the US and UK rank- Researchers have combed through more than 40 studies to reveal penis sizes
- Showed that Ecuador and Cameroon topped the list of nearly 90 nations
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