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d000hg replied

17 January 2023, 09:47
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

As for Penis size ... I'm good thanks. No complaints from my current 'friends'

Your bar is "nobody has told me it's small?"

Originally posted by Whorty View Post

RS roadster... pretty sure it's classed as a sports car.

Maybe the fact you're satisfied by such a low-end "sports car" should be read that you're only compensating a little bit. What was that car AtW wasn't man enough to drive?
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Zigenare replied

16 January 2023, 07:44
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I thought you had a TT?

<cough>Golf with a body kit.</cough>
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Whorty replied

15 January 2023, 14:49
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I thought you had a TT?

RS roadster... pretty sure it's classed as a sports car.
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vetran replied

15 January 2023, 14:48
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I thought you had a hairdressers runaround?

FTFY
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northernladuk replied

15 January 2023, 14:26
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

I don't 'want' a sports car .... I have one already'

I thought you had a TT?
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vetran replied

15 January 2023, 14:23
Don't worry boys you could buy a white van instead.
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Whorty replied

15 January 2023, 12:21
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Its not about speed its about wanting a sports car.

I don't 'want' a sports car .... I have one already

As for Penis size ... I'm good thanks. No complaints from my current 'friends'
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vetran replied

13 January 2023, 14:03
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

I'm told on here that my car is slow... phew, dodged that bullet

The study found men, particularly those over the age of 30, “rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis”.

Its not about speed its about wanting a sports car.
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d000hg replied

13 January 2023, 13:28
Originally posted by vetran View Post

poor old warty!

He doesn't have a fancy car, he's got a TT.

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

FYI; some women have enlarged clitoral glands that are bigger than some males with small penises.

You actually fell for that? Sorry to break it to you but that was just a ladyboy.
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Paddy replied

13 January 2023, 13:19
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Yeah. My penis is tiny

FYI; some women have enlarged clitoral glands that are bigger than some males with small penises.
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Gibbon replied

13 January 2023, 13:09
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Absolute claptrap that article. Having having a nice car has nothing to do with the size of your schlong. Complete baloney.

And just to point an important technicality.

Throughout the article it talks about the desire to own fast cars. So doesn't apply to people that have one, just the desire to have one so only applies to a subsection of people.

So just a waste of time propagating a false myth.

Hmmmm, why would you buy a fast car if you didn't desire one? Methinks you're putting in a lot of effort to try and disprove this.
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xoggoth replied

13 January 2023, 13:06
Absolute claptrap that article. Having having a nice car has nothing to do with the size of your schlong. Complete baloney

NLUK has a sports car!
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northernladuk replied

13 January 2023, 13:04
Absolute claptrap that article. Having having a nice car has nothing to do with the size of your schlong. Complete baloney.

And just to point an important technicality.

“They then rated sports cars as more desirable if they felt they had a small penis.”

Throughout the article it talks about the desire to own fast cars. So doesn't apply to people that have one, just the desire to have one so only applies to a subsection of people.

So just a waste of time propagating a false myth.
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northernladuk replied

13 January 2023, 11:22
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Yeah. My penis is tiny

Maybe but you've got bigger bollux than most of the guys I know!
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ladymuck replied

13 January 2023, 10:32
Yeah. My penis is tiny
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