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Previously on "Cheer up Warty they will be automating hairdressing soon"
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Originally posted by WTFH View Post
Whorty Statement 1: My lady friend owns a TTRS
Whorty Statement 2: All TTRS owners as far as I can see are men
Question: Have you checked under the bonnet of yours to see if there's a dipstick?
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Originally posted by Whorty View Post
You don't need to value my opinion or taste, I agree.
Edit: do you see the irony of your comment about personal attacks, given this thread you started was specifically aimed at me? i get you're jealous of me, but that's your issue, not mine
Not jealous of you, I have a happy family which I would prefer you wouldn't reference in insults as we agreed.
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostBut even then I'd question how many middle class girls own a TTRS, as the owners club I'm in it's pretty much all 90/10 men/women who own TTs in general, and the RS as far as I can see is all men.
Whorty Statement 2: All TTRS owners as far as I can see are men
Question: Have you checked under the bonnet of yours to see if there's a dipstick?
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
Its sarcasm.
nice I will repeat your wise words! I have clearly won so personal attacks are valid.
In real life ... you don't count as I don't value your opinion or taste.
Edit: do you see the irony of your comment about personal attacks, given this thread you started was specifically aimed at me? i get you're jealous of me, but that's your issue, not mineLast edited by Whorty; 12 September 2022, 06:18.
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Originally posted by Whorty View Post
There goes the jealousy again ... maybe lose 4 or 5 stone, scrub up a bit, wear some nice clothes, and you'll feel better about yourself. Your good lady Mrs V may appreciate the effort too.
nice I will repeat your wise words! I have clearly won so personal attacks are valid.
In real life ... you don't count as I don't value your opinion or taste.
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Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
What always pi###d me off. When I was a ltd contractor people claiming I was not paying my fair share of tax. I always declared everything . Big clients do not pay cash.
My mum used to work in catering mostly festivals(semi retired job). She started moaning that some festivals were going cashless. You can see why the traders hated it.
As for the self employed getting a bloody grant during covid and still being able to work..
Yep brought you by His Majesties random collecters (other words starting with C available). Obvious to anyone with half a brain that taking an average going back 3-5 years and totals going forward 3-5 years would fix most abuse. But hey the experts were involved.
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
The Turkish Barbers in Maidenhead is always full with about 10 customers a time paying £10 ish per 10 min cut, pretty much all cash.
Its staffed by guys from Eastern Europe, mostly very friendly.
Plenty of trades make more than we do and much of it the Tax man never sees.
My mum used to work in catering mostly festivals(semi retired job). She started moaning that some festivals were going cashless. You can see why the traders hated it.
As for the self employed getting a bloody grant during covid and still being able to work..
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Originally posted by Whorty View Post
Surely cars are a personal taste. If we all liked the same thing life would be pretty dull. I love the car. Everyone who has commented on it loves it. I'm sure many people also hate it. That's ok, they don't have to like it, it's not their car.
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
I imagine getting a bit of warty action is not high on their priorities despite what he constantly claims.
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Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
But neither have you
To me it's sleek, fast, lovely to drive, perfect with the top off, great stereo, and blondes love to sit in the passenger seat and scream 'wooooooo, faster, faster' ....
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