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Previously on "The Official CUK COTY 2022 competition"

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    FTFY
    You do get the irony of that? If not, have a look in the mirror

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    I thought you were dead!
    No, greenpeace managed to get him off the beach and into the water in time.

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

    I expect by now the Russkies will have reactivated Perimitr.

    So we'll just have to hope there are no bright flashes or earthquakes etc anywhere near the sensors!
    Had to do something with all that Cobalt Thorium G. .

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    Only from the waist down.
    And neck up.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post

    You don't do subtlety, do you
    Nope most of the posters don't understand it.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    I thought you were dead!
    Only from the waist down.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    FTFY
    You don't do subtlety, do you

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post

    No, we would have heard... The Thud

    FTFY

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    I thought you were dead!
    No, we would have heard...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    Clearly AtW again then
    I thought you were dead!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Cottager of the Year?
    Clearly AtW again then

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post

    Only if Putin can remember his launch codes, and by the look of him, he'd struggle to remember his PIN number...
    It's TRUMP69

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post

    Might have to hold it early this year due to imminent threat of thermonuclear war.

    HTH
    Only if Putin can remember his launch codes, and by the look of him, he'd struggle to remember his PIN number...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Have we peaked too soon? We are only a third of the way through the year.
    AtW peaks too soon most of the time...

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post

    Might have to hold it early this year due to imminent threat of thermonuclear war.

    HTH
    I expect by now the Russkies will have reactivated Perimitr.

    So we'll just have to hope there are no bright flashes or earthquakes etc anywhere near the sensors!

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