Reply to: Bury Bad News

[vetran]

Wondering when Johnson will step down to spend more time with his families as after all he has two young children and was in hospital last year with Covid.

hmmm

[ladymuck]

https://dilbert.com/strip/2018-09-08

Surely this one is better, more for when you assume AtW's role as chief doooooomsayer

https://dilbert.com/strip/2011-03-21

[d000hg]

This isn't going to bring Johnson down. Not in the short term anyway.

[SueEllen]

Baby news hasn't stop the headlines about Johnson being a liar.

The back benchers are apparently working out who could lead them next before they put their letters into the chair of the 1922.

Wondering when Johnson will step down to spend more time with his family as after all he has two young children and was in hospital last year with Covid.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics...r-no-10-refurb

Boris Johnson was accused of misleading his own ethics adviser last night, exposing the prime minister to a potential suspension from the House of Commons, as MPs demanded a fresh probe into his personal donors.

With pressure mounting after a disastrous series of mistakes and scandals, Johnson’s integrity was once again under the spotlight after an official report suggested he gave differing accounts to investigators looking into the redecoration of his Downing Street flat.

[xoggoth]

That's odd. The bald old fart in that cartoon looks like me.

PS Although do have a bit more hair than that.

[SueEllen]

What's with the new Avatar SE? Looks a bit male.

https://dilbert.com/strip/2018-09-08

[xoggoth]

Have you done a new Avatar SE? Looks a bit male. 1500's male anyway.

PS If you ain't, please ignore. I am pished.

[SueEllen]

Boris was present at the birth and claimed the baby looked just like him. The midwife then pointed out it was the placenta.

To be fair a baby is suppose to look like their dad when they are born. It is apparently evolutions way of stopping fathers rejecting their new born off-spring. (According to people into that tulip.)

[xoggoth]

Boris was present at the birth and claimed the baby looked just like him

Bring back the old days when power was inherited and make the baby PM. Couldn't be much worse.

[Paddy]

Carrie has given birth again - interesting timing.

Boris was present at the birth and claimed the baby looked just like him. The midwife then pointed out it was the placenta.

[vetran]

September would have been more damning, but maybe they are hiding the exact DOB...

yeah because there was government advice against cohabiting couples getting Jiggy?

[DoctorStrangelove]

So the count of mini Bunters the Fat Owl of the Remove is up to at least seven.

Wot a thing.

[AtW]

Carrie has given birth again - interesting timing.

September would have been more damning, but maybe they are hiding the exact DOB...

[WTFH]

I think it's a bit of luck - he needs to bury bad news more than once every 9 months!
And it's not exactly become the headline story anyway.

I thought I read somewhere that the latest Johnson contribution to overpopulation was 6 weeks early.

[d000hg]

Wilfred was also born when Johnson needed to bury bad news.

I suspect he can't cope with the stress of being a prospective parent and running the country unlike Bliar and Camoron.

I think it's a bit of luck - he needs to bury bad news more than once every 9 months!
And it's not exactly become the headline story anyway.