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Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Having seen the dryers and vacuums, I am not putting mine anywhere near his company's creations
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostOh they do a model in my size as well..
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Posthttps://metro.co.uk/2021/10/12/the-t...tion-15406973/
Ultrasound waves have the ability to temporarily halt the regeneration of sperm and provide an effective form of male contraception. German design graduate Rebecca Weiss has picked up a prestigious James Dyson Award for creating a gadget that does exactly that.
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
I can confirm NLyUK has serious swagger! I will send her the usual can of axle grease for XMAS Did you want the usual side order of Swarfega? The one with bits?
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Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Easy to tell. When you've got dos grandes cojones you have a swagger and confidence that gets you through life with no problems. PC? no haya dos grandes cojones
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
Slightly worried you know PC's size. Maybe you flew helos together at boarding school?
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Posthttps://metro.co.uk/2021/10/12/the-t...tion-15406973/
Ultrasound waves have the ability to temporarily halt the regeneration of sperm and provide an effective form of male contraception. German design graduate Rebecca Weiss has picked up a prestigious James Dyson Award for creating a gadget that does exactly that. It’s small mug-sized device called Coso. To use it, a man fills it up with water, turns it on to let it get up to operating temperature and then gently rests his cojones inside it. Once the cobblers are safely dipped in the water, they are zapped with the ultrasonic waves that stop sperm production and provide contraception from roughly two weeks after the first dunking. The effect is reversible. Six months after a man’s last dip in the testicle bath, his sperm will start reproducing again and he can get down to business.
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