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Dip your balls in this!
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Having seen the dryers and vacuums, I am not putting mine anywhere near his company's creationsOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Its an award like the Nobel one. Your intimate experience getting his vacs to suck is not relevant.Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Having seen the dryers and vacuums, I am not putting mine anywhere near his company's creationsComment
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Smart move!Originally posted by d000hg View PostHaving seen the dryers and vacuums, I am not putting mine anywhere near his company's creations
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Because your old-man balls are hanging around yer cankles?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostOh they do a model in my size as well..
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He best get on the CUK Fat Club thread and get some weight lost tips....Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
Because your old-man balls are hanging around yer cankles?
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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And it will probably be cheaper to have kids and support them for 18 years than buy a Dyson product anyway.Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Having seen the dryers and vacuums, I am not putting mine anywhere near his company's creations'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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So basically it's a high pitched humming?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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