Reply to: Dip your balls in this!

[d000hg]

So basically it's a high pitched humming?

[northernladuk]

Having seen the dryers and vacuums, I am not putting mine anywhere near his company's creations

And it will probably be cheaper to have kids and support them for 18 years than buy a Dyson product anyway.

[SueEllen]

Because your old-man balls are hanging around yer cankles?

He best get on the CUK Fat Club thread and get some weight lost tips....

[jamesbrown]

Oh they do a model in my size as well..

Because your old-man balls are hanging around yer cankles?

[ravenshaw]

Having seen the dryers and vacuums, I am not putting mine anywhere near his company's creations

Smart move!

[vetran]

Having seen the dryers and vacuums, I am not putting mine anywhere near his company's creations

Its an award like the Nobel one. Your intimate experience getting his vacs to suck is not relevant.

[d000hg]

https://metro.co.uk/2021/10/12/the-t...tion-15406973/


Ultrasound waves have the ability to temporarily halt the regeneration of sperm and provide an effective form of male contraception. German design graduate Rebecca Weiss has picked up a prestigious James Dyson Award for creating a gadget that does exactly that.

Having seen the dryers and vacuums, I am not putting mine anywhere near his company's creations

[d000hg]

Seems like an appropriate companion to these:

Excellent reference.

[northernladuk]

I can confirm NLyUK has serious swagger! I will send her the usual can of axle grease for XMAS Did you want the usual side order of Swarfega? The one with bits?

The devils concontion that is.. the devils I tell ye!!

[vetran]

Easy to tell. When you've got dos grandes cojones you have a swagger and confidence that gets you through life with no problems. PC? no haya dos grandes cojones

I can confirm NLyUK has serious swagger! I will send her the usual can of axle grease for XMAS Did you want the usual side order of Swarfega? The one with bits?

[northernladuk]

Slightly worried you know PC's size. Maybe you flew helos together at boarding school?

Easy to tell. When you've got dos grandes cojones you have a swagger and confidence that gets you through life with no problems. PC? no haya dos grandes cojones

[vetran]

https://metro.co.uk/2021/10/12/the-t...tion-15406973/


Ultrasound waves have the ability to temporarily halt the regeneration of sperm and provide an effective form of male contraception. German design graduate Rebecca Weiss has picked up a prestigious James Dyson Award for creating a gadget that does exactly that. It’s small mug-sized device called Coso. To use it, a man fills it up with water, turns it on to let it get up to operating temperature and then gently rests his cojones inside it. Once the cobblers are safely dipped in the water, they are zapped with the ultrasonic waves that stop sperm production and provide contraception from roughly two weeks after the first dunking. The effect is reversible. Six months after a man’s last dip in the testicle bath, his sperm will start reproducing again and he can get down to business.

genius! I would have definitely used this when younger. Sorry ladies I loved the loving but having babies wasn't the plan until I married. I was lucky enough to not have any accidents!

[vetran]

Oh and in PC's size! Cool

Slightly worried you know PC's size. Maybe you flew helos together at boarding school?

[northernladuk]

Oh and in PC's size! Cool

[northernladuk]

Oh they do a model in my size as well..