Nick what have you been up to?

[Whorty]

Are you still banned from Asda, btw?

He'll be fine in the Romford one ... normal behaviour down there

[Mordac]

So when a chimp wanks in public its front page news, but when I do it... well it still made front page of the local newspaper but no one thought it was "fun"

Are you still banned from Asda, btw?

[vetran]

I thought this might be a thread about the recent Channel 4 borkage, didn't NickFitz do some work in that area?

apparently he was hands on

[d000hg]

I thought this might be a thread about the recent Channel 4 borkage, didn't NickFitz do some work in that area?

[northernladuk]

So when a chimp wanks in public its front page news, but when I do it... well it still made front page of the local newspaper but no one thought it was "fun"

All of it? No dribbles on the carpet? You got bored of the underwear pages of the Littlewoods catalogue? Bit heavy too carry around in case you get the urge?

[ladymuck]

So when a chimp wanks in public its front page news, but when I do it... well it still made front page of the local newspaper but no one thought it was "fun"

Maybe you're not hairy enough?

[vetran]

So when a chimp wanks in public its front page news, but when I do it... well it still made front page of the local newspaper but didn't get the same reaction

yeah but you made some mods feel threatened having a package over an inch...

[SimonMac]

So when a chimp wanks in public its front page news, but when I do it... well it still made front page of the local newspaper but no one thought it was "fun"

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ject-time.html

Ooh ooh oooooh! First wild chimp to use a man-made object as a sex toy is discovered after male animal is seen by researchers using a plastic bottle

• Male chimpanzee named Araali was caught masturbating with a plastic bottle
• Incident took place in Uganda in 2018, and appears in a new research paper
• Scientists say it is the first time wild chimp used man-made object as a sex toy
• While captive chimps often masturbate due to stress or lack of mates, researchers believe Araali may have done it for 'pleasure' or for 'fun'