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  • Great Britten
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    That last thing I want to see on TV is a close up of somebody's weenus FFS!

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  • d000hg
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    From the one episode I watched, the show could be sued for false advertising. There was a lot of naked, but I saw nothing attractive.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post

    No, it's a least a tenner a time. Double if there is a woman present.
    sorry did i charge you? I only charge really Fugly people.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    again probably for you they don't call me "long john" for nothing.
    No, it's a least a tenner a time. Double if there is a woman present.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    she is a he!
    I wondered why she stood up to pee

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    Where did you get a video of my friend?
    she is a he!

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    does she have a scottish(ish) accent and a remarkable similarity to Robin Williams?

    https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/51022ad...7-35dc60239215
    Where did you get a video of my friend?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    I was called a 'stud muffin' recently by a female friend, and no, she wasn't drunk and doesn't need glasses .... I think I'd do well on Naked Attraction
    does she have a scottish(ish) accent and a remarkable similarity to Robin Williams?


    https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/51022ad...7-35dc60239215

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    Well - put your money where your ... ahem ... is

    https://www.studiolambert.com/take-p...ttraction.html
    I would but I like to keep the magic for my lover only It would be unfair to those millions (hundreds?) of women who watch the show to see my hunk of body but know they can't have a piece of me - I'm not that cruel
    Last edited by Whorty; 26 May 2021, 20:25.

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  • northernladuk
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    It's been around since 2016! You been living under a rock or something?

    If you think that's bad try watching Naked Jungle with Keith Chegwin and all the entrants to his game show naked...

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    I was called a 'stud muffin' recently by a female friend, and no, she wasn't drunk and doesn't need glasses .... I think I'd do well on Naked Attraction
    Well - put your money where your ... ahem ... is

    https://www.studiolambert.com/take-p...ttraction.html

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  • ravenshaw
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    I was called a 'stud muffin' recently by a female friend, and no, she wasn't drunk and doesn't need glasses .... I think I'd do well on Naked Attraction
    Well, maybe the Great British Baking Show.

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  • Whorty
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    I was called a 'stud muffin' recently by a female friend, and no, she wasn't drunk and doesn't need glasses .... I think I'd do well on Naked Attraction

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

    I applied but they told me it wasn't fair on the other contestants if I whipped the "monster" out....
    You aren't allowed to take partners on, you will have to leave Larry "Big Boy" Lamb at home.

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  • saptastic
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

    I applied but they told me it wasn't fair on the other contestants if I whipped the "monster" out....

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