Bad news for IT support bods

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vetran replied

2 February 2021, 19:59
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Exactly, before you know it they'll discover that under the right conditions cabbages can create Excel spreadsheets!

They can & do! Excel the spawn of the retarded devil!
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BR14 replied

2 February 2021, 19:43
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Exactly, before you know it they'll discover that under the right conditions cabbages can create Excel spreadsheets!

well, PM's can, so why not?
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OwlHoot replied

2 February 2021, 19:33
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Gosh another term to be shortly resigned to history.

Exactly, before you know it they'll discover that under the right conditions cabbages can create Excel spreadsheets!
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d000hg replied

2 February 2021, 14:31
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Won't Vegans start going hungry if vegetables are intelligent life forms?

Vegans are used to being hungry.
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SueEllen replied

2 February 2021, 14:28
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Don't underestimate PC, he's at least as clever as cabbage.

Gosh another term to be shortly resigned to history.

Last edited by SueEllen; 2 February 2021, 14:32.
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jamesbrown replied

2 February 2021, 14:22
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

That's PC ****ed. It will also be able to hold a more intelligent conversation than he can as well.

Don't underestimate PC, he's at least as clever as cabbage.
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ladymuck replied

2 February 2021, 14:21
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Follow advise by Little Britain, eat dust.

Advice
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xoggoth replied

2 February 2021, 14:10
Follow advise by Little Britain, eat dust.
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SueEllen replied

2 February 2021, 14:06
Won't Vegans start going hungry if vegetables are intelligent life forms?
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northernladuk replied

2 February 2021, 14:04
That's PC ****ed. It will also be able to hold a more intelligent conversation than he can as well.
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2 February 2021, 13:56
Bad news for IT support bods

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