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    Scientists have taught spinach to send emails and it could warn us about climate change | Living

    It may sound like something out of a futuristic science fiction film, but scientists have managed to engineer spinach plants which are capable of sending emails.
    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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    That's PC ****ed. It will also be able to hold a more intelligent conversation than he can as well.
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      #3
      Won't Vegans start going hungry if vegetables are intelligent life forms?
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        Follow advise by Little Britain, eat dust.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Follow advise by Little Britain, eat dust.


          Advice

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            #6
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            That's PC ****ed. It will also be able to hold a more intelligent conversation than he can as well.
            Don't underestimate PC, he's at least as clever as cabbage.

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              #7
              Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
              Don't underestimate PC, he's at least as clever as cabbage.
              Gosh another term to be shortly resigned to history.
              Last edited by SueEllen; 2 February 2021, 14:32.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Won't Vegans start going hungry if vegetables are intelligent life forms?
                Vegans are used to being hungry.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

                  Gosh another term to be shortly resigned to history.
                  Exactly, before you know it they'll discover that under the right conditions cabbages can create Excel spreadsheets!
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    Exactly, before you know it they'll discover that under the right conditions cabbages can create Excel spreadsheets!
                    well, PM's can, so why not?

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