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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    not enough scat for you?

    And rule 37 - If you can imagine it there are statistics for it! Possibly NSFW


    Pornhub Released a Detailed Map of the World's Porn Interests

    link to the original report on pornhub.

    You will be pleased to know ‘german mom’ was the 4th most popular search on Pornhub.

    As was predicted Apple users have shorter visits (7m56) than Android users (9m10). Maybe they were quick off the mark because they already had the sexiest thing they knew in their hands and it is wipe clean.
    According to Darmy’s Fitbit, he’s w*nked 52 miles since Christmas.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Have you seen British porn recently?

    not enough scat for you?

    And rule 37 - If you can imagine it there are statistics for it! Possibly NSFW


    Pornhub Released a Detailed Map of the World's Porn Interests

    link to the original report on pornhub.

    You will be pleased to know ‘german mom’ was the 4th most popular search on Pornhub.

    As was predicted Apple users have shorter visits (7m56) than Android users (9m10). Maybe they were quick off the mark because they already had the sexiest thing they knew in their hands and it is wipe clean.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Nope but it sounds like you’re a bit of a deviant.
    That's why I don't watch British porn....

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Have you seen British porn recently?
    Nope but it sounds like you’re a bit of a deviant.

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  • DealorNoDeal
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Have you seen British porn recently?
    It will will be world beating now we're free of the EU bondage.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Watching German p0rn has normalised this sort of thing for darmy.
    Have you seen British porn recently?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    So let me get this straight you are the one who brought up the size of protestors penises and now you are fantasizing about Donny's manhood. I do worry about you.
    Watching German p0rn has normalised this sort of thing for darmy.

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  • cojak
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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    So let me get this straight you are the one who brought up the size of protestors penises and now you are fantasizing about Donny's manhood. I do worry about you.
    He does enjoy a bit of manhood...

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  • Paralytic
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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    A piss in the kettle will be his final act in The White House.
    He'll need a funnel.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Apparently he's been going around the White House wiping his dick on all the furniture and door handles

    Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon

    So let me get this straight you are the one who brought up the size of protestors penises and now you are fantasizing about Donny's manhood. I do worry about you.

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  • Scruff
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    A piss in the kettle will be his final act in The White House.

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  • darmstadt
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    Apparently he's been going around the White House wiping his dick on all the furniture and door handles

    Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon

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  • NigelJK
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    Nothing like being benched to wake up and smell the coffee.

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  • darmstadt
    started a topic Trumps Diary

    Trumps Diary

    Has been the same since the start of January:

    “President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.”
    I think it's quite funny...

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