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Previously on "Police weapon amnesty offers £2 per knuckle-duster"

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  • Paddy
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    I wonder if there is a chance of an amnesty for flashers and they get paid for handing in their raincoats?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    He got a medical exemption. Well he does work in IT....
    ... and if vetran was in Russia I'd make it so that he got drafted even if he had medical exemption (cretinism)...

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    was that where you were drafted?
    I was kept in reserves for the unlikely scenario that shauhbhoy's Indian Tactical Group manages to get close to Moscow.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    was that where you were drafted?
    He got a medical exemption.

    Well he does work in IT....

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Soviet pilots would not know about that offer anyway - it was enough to be noticed picking paper ad for these to get demoted into shtrafbat (infantry unit).
    was that where you were drafted?

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  • AtW
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    Isn't it good time to run the first Official CUK Sockie amnesty campaign?

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  • AtW
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    Oi SupremeSpod, you ought to know - have they outlawed all long rifles like 0.50, 0.338, 0.308?

    Next they will come after silencers and night vision scopes

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  • Paddy
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    A length of pipe from B&Q and a drill makes a blowpipe at £10 profit

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    How long before they ban air rifles? I'll pretend I aint got one.
    Well shotguns and various other firearms are still legal with various stipulations so probably quite a while.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Looking at at those price points, how much could MF get 10,000 blow pipes for?
    Exactly what I was going to post. Clearly we share the same entrepreneurial spirit

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  • xoggoth
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    How long before they ban air rifles? I'll pretend I aint got one.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Hmm. I can source those for £1 each.
    Inc VAT?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Soviet offer was fine if you don't much care for your family.
    Soviet pilots would not know about that offer anyway - it was enough to be noticed picking paper ad for these to get demoted into shtrafbat (infantry unit).

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    £2 for a knuckle-duster
    Hmm. I can source those for £1 each.

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  • AtW
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    "Compensation for lawful owners ranges from £2 to £5,105 for each item - but the total value of a claim must be at least £30."

    So one would have to have the whole lot then -

    £2 for a knuckle-duster
    £5 for a disguised knife
    £10 for a zombie knife
    £14 for a blowpipe
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    31 quid.

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