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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Ask your missus.

    Nah she likes it bareback!
    as does YoMama!

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    All the better to fist you with, my dear.
    Sometimes it is better that GreenLake doesn't post here anymore.

    qh

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I wondered why the extra large rubber gloves were so cheap
    All the better to fist you with, my dear.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    #sterile #monogamous

    What are condoms for?
    Ask your missus.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Do you mind? Trying to have my dinner here...

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  • Mordac
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    Many years ago, my brother went to Goa, and saw children pulling used condoms out of raw sewage so they could be rinsed (in presumably dirty water) and resold. I'd like to see the public health slogan behind that. "Avoid AIDS, choose typhoid" was the best I could come up with at the time...

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by ravenshaw View Post
    How about a nice dress?

    Proof that condoms work to stop you getting pregnant. There ain't no way anyone is going near someone wearing that.

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  • ladymuck
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    I don't think even Lady Gaga would wear that.

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  • ravenshaw
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I'm trying to think of a good way of recycling condoms but I ain't got nuthin'
    How about a nice dress?

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  • NotAllThere
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    #sterile #monogamous

    What are condoms for?

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  • ladymuck
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    I'm trying to think of a good way of recycling condoms but I ain't got nuthin'

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  • Paddy
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    I wondered why the extra large rubber gloves were so cheap

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  • SueEllen
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  • darmstadt
    started a topic Yuck

    Yuck

    Gives a new dimension to 'sloppy seconds': Police confiscate 345,000 recycled condoms in Vietnam | Vietnam | The Guardian

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