Galactic scale DOOM thread (ladymuck - give this thread a miss)

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AtW replied

3 July 2020, 22:21
Originally posted by elsergiovolador View Post

Dinosaurs are still there, just under ground getting fossilised.

They are hiding in your petrol tank...
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Old Greg replied

3 July 2020, 21:42
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Worst case scenario, we'll feed it MF.

Best case scenario, we'll feed it MF.

It is MF.
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elsergiovolador replied

3 July 2020, 21:38
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Was this what caused the dinosaurs to go extinct?

Dinosaurs are still there, just under ground getting fossilised.
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MarillionFan replied

3 July 2020, 21:03
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Worst case scenario, we'll feed it MF.

Best case scenario, we'll feed it MF.

Cheeky fecker.

There's no need to worry, we'll just feed it the rubbish off Bournemouth beach after all the Brummies have been there for a weekend. Sorted
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vetran replied

3 July 2020, 20:58
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

In USA it will be called african american hole

Surely a "hole of colour"?
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Lance replied

3 July 2020, 14:49
Originally posted by andy2 View Post

in usa it will be called african american hole

don't google that
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Andy2 replied

3 July 2020, 14:47
Originally posted by BlueSharp View Post

Are you allowed to use the phrase black hole?

In USA it will be called african american hole
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fullyautomatix replied

3 July 2020, 14:07
Was this what caused the dinosaurs to go extinct?
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Paralytic replied

3 July 2020, 13:36
Originally posted by BlueSharp View Post

Are you allowed to use the phrase black hole?

Black holes matter.

I bet this has already spawned a range of "Yo momma's so fat" jokes.
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BlueSharp replied

3 July 2020, 13:31
Are you allowed to use the phrase black hole?
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DaveB replied

3 July 2020, 13:17
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

You'll hurt its feelings if you keep using the F word.

Just don't tell it it's bum looks big in that galaxy.
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northernladuk replied

3 July 2020, 12:49
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

are you calling it fat

You'll hurt its feelings if you keep using the F word.
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ladymuck replied

3 July 2020, 12:22
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

are you calling it fat

No, it's just big boned
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Andy2 replied

3 July 2020, 11:42
are you calling it fat
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LondonManc replied

3 July 2020, 01:25
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Worst case scenario, we'll feed it MF.

Best case scenario, we'll feed it to MF.

FTFY
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