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WTFH replied

12 April 2020, 15:13
So this thread has gone from “Boris admitted... ” to “Boris discharge...”

eww, and indeed, yuck.
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WTFH replied

12 April 2020, 15:11
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Now THAT'S a war chest.

I’ve motor boated on smaller.
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BrilloPad replied

12 April 2020, 14:17
Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

They've kicked the barsteward out now, apparently, according to TWAO.

Ho hum.

Boris discharged from hospital after trying to discharge into a nurse
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DoctorStrangelove replied

12 April 2020, 14:06
They've kicked the barsteward out now, apparently, according to TWAO.

Ho hum.
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Mordac replied

11 April 2020, 07:57
Boris admitted to hospital

Is this the first time Boris has admitted to anything?
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ladymuck replied

10 April 2020, 23:07
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Is that Photoshopped or does Boris really have tits like that?

I'd say he really does have a fine pair. Not sure when that photo was taken, mind you as I suspect he's lost a bit of weight in the past year.
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xoggoth replied

10 April 2020, 21:15
Is that Photoshopped or does Boris really have tits like that?
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Old Greg replied

10 April 2020, 12:32
Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

The Horror! Oh The Horror!

I can't unsee that you git.

eyebleach.me eyebleach for your mind, soothe the shocking
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DoctorStrangelove replied

10 April 2020, 12:25
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

The Horror! Oh The Horror!

I can't unsee that you git.
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Old Greg replied

10 April 2020, 12:14
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Now THAT'S a war chest.
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NotAllThere replied

10 April 2020, 12:00
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

There's definitely a heck of a lot worse in parliament.
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ladymuck replied

10 April 2020, 11:46
Originally posted by vetran View Post

That is a bit unfair, she actually is quite attractive.

There's definitely a heck of a lot worse in parliament.
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xoggoth replied

10 April 2020, 11:46
Seems quite growly to me.

PS Growly is xoggoth speech for bonkable.
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vetran replied

10 April 2020, 11:44
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You are wrong. She needs a miracle!

That is a bit unfair, she actually is quite attractive.
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Scoobos replied

10 April 2020, 00:33
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Rather easily. What you do, is, you don't mention them.

Ah, the Donald Trump approach.
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