What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

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Uncle Albert replied

6 February 2020, 19:29
Fecking Ada

Has swears in it:

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Zigenare replied

6 February 2020, 13:02
What the hell have you done to that?
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Zigenare replied

6 February 2020, 13:01
Sod this for a game of soldiers I'm off to the pub!
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SimonMac replied

6 February 2020, 12:41
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

It was working Ok until you turned up!

Just sit over there and don't touch anything, we are getting someone in who knows what they are doing
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Zigenare replied

6 February 2020, 11:51
It was working Ok until you turned up!
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SimonMac replied

6 February 2020, 11:39
Is that what it's supposed to look like?
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Zigenare replied

7 January 2020, 09:03
I shouldn't have had 6 pints at lunchtime...
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vetran replied

6 January 2020, 22:54
pretty sure the customer will swallow that...
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Paddy replied

6 January 2020, 17:45
If you do a dump again, I’m going home!
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GhostofTarbera replied

6 January 2020, 16:30
Log out unexpected

Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
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WTFH replied

6 January 2020, 13:03
I wonder if you've got an opening for a new developer?
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d000hg replied

6 January 2020, 12:54
I don't know who worked on this last, but they've made a right mess of it.
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SimonMac replied

6 January 2020, 11:59
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I'm stuck in an internal loop

I'm stuck in an internal loop

I'm stuck in an internal loop

I'm stuck in an internal loop

I'm stuck in an internal loop

I'm stuck in an internal loop
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SimonMac replied

6 January 2020, 11:57
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

My pull request seems to have worked nicely

And what happens when you push?
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NigelJK replied

6 January 2020, 11:24
I'm pretty sure that if we do that again it will work this time.
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