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Previously on "These are my choices on 13 Dec"

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  • NigelJK
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    I'm wondering if I'll get one that believes in all this voting malarkey.

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  • mb31
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    Originally posted by VirtualMonkey View Post
    Nearly spat my tea out! I'm sure some came out my nose.
    My personal favourite is "Capital Punishment will be opposed on the grounds that it is unfair to Londoners".

    I also like "Terrorists will be made to wear Bells and Horns so we know where they are."

    Policies A-Z | The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Martin Bank Holiday View Post
    3 main parties plus 1 fruitcake independent are my choices.
    .
    So, 4 fruitcakes then.

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  • Martin Bank Holiday
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    3 main parties plus 1 fruitcake independent are my choices.

    I get shot down in flames each time I tell somebody I'm not going to vote but, as a contractor, it's turkeys voting for Christmas whichever way you turn and I am no longer going to vote for the least bad option. I'm sick of damage limitation.

    As for Brexit, I'm totally ambivalent - we'll be dancing to somebody else's tune whatever the outcome be it the EU's, the US', India's or whatever.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by VirtualMonkey View Post
    Nearly spat my tea out! I'm sure some came out my nose.
    At last a party with sense! If it upsets atw its great by me.

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  • VirtualMonkey
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    Originally posted by mb31 View Post
    Ladymuck, lucky you living in Kensington. I'm fairly sure I will have even less choice then you. I posted this on bad sex but it probably should live here:


    I've had one leaflet through the door from Mr Speaker and nothing from any other party because his seat is uncontested.

    I can't fault his pledge to "Use his position as speaker to make Chorley's issues a priority at the heart of government"

    What more could you ask for? I hope he does a good job of chairing the Brexit debate during whatever spare time he can muster.

    My alternative is to vote for the Raving Looneys. They have policies like "We will paint grey squirrels red to increase the red squirrel population".
    Nearly spat my tea out! I'm sure some came out my nose.

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  • mb31
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    Ladymuck, lucky you living in Kensington. I'm fairly sure I will have even less choice then you. I posted this on bad sex but it probably should live here:


    I've had one leaflet through the door from Mr Speaker and nothing from any other party because his seat is uncontested.

    I can't fault his pledge to "Use his position as speaker to make Chorley's issues a priority at the heart of government"

    What more could you ask for? I hope he does a good job of chairing the Brexit debate during whatever spare time he can muster.

    My alternative is to vote for the Raving Looneys. They have policies like "We will paint grey squirrels red to increase the red squirrel population".

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  • vwdan
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    Nobody apart from the usual 4 (Con, Lab, Lib, Green) bothered having ago in my blue constiuency. I didn't vote Blue, but I have zero hope of anything but.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    That's a lot of choice. Just posted mine back to Edinburgh, 4 choices.

    Strange the Brexit party were no there
    there are some depths even the brexit party won't sink to!

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    That's a lot of choice. Just posted mine back to Edinburgh, 4 choices.

    Strange the Brexit party were no there
    Top of the list. Do you have opticians in Germany?

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  • ladymuck
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    I was going to say I wouldn't vote for someone who doesn't live in the constituency. That would leave me with Labour, Touch Love Worldwide and Christian People's Alliance.

    Dent Code is a waste of space.

    My short list is getting ever shorter...

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    That's a lot of choice. Just posted mine back to Edinburgh, 4 choices.

    Strange the Brexit party were no there
    Aye but you'll no be having a sale, will ye?

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    EDIT: as has been pointed out, I'm a day off



    Feck me, it's between a rock, a volcano, and the deep blue sea.

    I think 'Touch Love Worldwide (UK)' might be a winner.

    The only party to have advertised themselves is LibDems. Had about a dozen items of propaganda from them so far. I quite fancy a FOI request to find out which one of those is the one they're allowed to send at taxpayer's expense...
    Edit your original post, click on advanced and edit the title - if you can be arsed.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    EDIT: as has been pointed out, I'm a day off



    Feck me, it's between a rock, a volcano, and the deep blue sea.

    I think 'Touch Love Worldwide (UK)' might be a winner.

    The only party to have advertised themselves is LibDems. Had about a dozen items of propaganda from them so far. I quite fancy a FOI request to find out which one of those is the one they're allowed to send at taxpayer's expense...
    I love the Brexit Party's subliminal "vote here" arrow logo.

    Also, I wonder if they all have forenames like Aaron and Aardvark, so they come top of the list, ideal for undecided voters with a short attention span!

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  • xoggoth
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    It's my birthday on the 14th. Really ruined if Germy Carbuncle gets in.

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