Reply to: the weekend thread

[WTFH]

now I have a mental picture of you as a skinhead with a pitbull driving a custom 30 year old 3 series.

Close, apart from all of it.

[vetran]

My dog has never been to a Wimpy, but she is well known and well behaved in local pubs.
If you want a fighting dog, or are into aggressive dogs, that’s up to you. BMW 3 or 5 series estates are good for carrying them, and if you google manhood extensions, you might find some help there too.

now I have a mental picture of you as a skinhead with a pitbull driving a custom 30 year old 3 series.

[WTFH]

Thanks good advice - especially the pubs.

Another bit of advice - take a few photos. A friend of mine and his husband have a maltipoo, when they got it as a pup they sent us a picture of it beside a bottle of Hendricks gin. A few months later we get a photo of the same dog beside the same bottle, it’s grown a lot.

[WTFH]

nice to see foxy sharing his deep experience in having wimpy dogs.

My dog has never been to a Wimpy, but she is well known and well behaved in local pubs.
If you want a fighting dog, or are into aggressive dogs, that’s up to you. BMW 3 or 5 series estates are good for carrying them, and if you google manhood extensions, you might find some help there too.

[Old Greg]

FTFY

I'm Old Greg!

[vetran]

Mrs V is up the hospital with the FIL all weekend, so I get childcare + club runs and providing cuddles.

At the same time trying to make some sense of the various outstanding tasks and fit a few in the spaces.

[vetran]

I think I'm hard but really I'm as soft as tulipe

FTFY

[vetran]

Thanks good advice - especially the pubs.

nice to see foxy sharing his deep experience in having wimpy dogs.

[Uncle Albert]

Burns night, so plenty of booze and intestines.
Then swimming on Saturday and pick up new car for Mrs Albert. Kids football on Sunday morning followed by family around at ours for lunch.

[Old Greg]

When the dog is a maltipoo, the only way to look cool and macho when out for walks is to leave it at home.

But whatever you do, don't accessorise the dog - no sparkly collar/lead (or skull & crossbones) Train it well so that it walks to heel, etc, and introduce it to your local pubs as soon as possible.
Also good if you can introduce it to other dogs, so that it gets on well with them. Nothing worse than a yappy dog when you meet other walkers.

And if it is off the lead and jumps up at my kids, I will kill the dog while you watch and then kill you, and I don't care how much it's a lovely dog really and loves kids. On lead, I'll congratulate you on your nice doggy.

[saptastic]

When the dog is a maltipoo, the only way to look cool and macho when out for walks is to leave it at home.

But whatever you do, don't accessorise the dog - no sparkly collar/lead (or skull & crossbones) Train it well so that it walks to heel, etc, and introduce it to your local pubs as soon as possible.
Also good if you can introduce it to other dogs, so that it gets on well with them. Nothing worse than a yappy dog when you meet other walkers.

Thanks good advice - especially the pubs.

[SimonMac]

Heading down to London for a rumble.

Arsenal v Man Utd tonight, and IPSE AGM tomorrow, will let you guess which is most likely to kick off

[DaveB]

A cute maltipoo - 8 weeks old. How do I look cool and macho when out for walks ???

I wanted a german shepherd but got out voted.

Ah, a Rat on a Rope

No way you are going to look cool or macho with one of those, although a red spotted bandana might lend it an element of rogiish charm

[Scruff]

Tonight - IPSE CC Pre-AGM Real Life Meeting - Crutched Friar from 5:30pm All Welcome

Tomorrow - IPSE AGM. If the Special Resolution is passed, then Pub 11am. If not, then CC Meeting in the afternoon...

Sunday - Portsmouth Motorcycle Club Enduro - MudFest Hare & Hounds by Portsmouth Motor Cycle Racing Club Ltd at Woodberry Lane - Sunday 27th January 2019

[WTFH]

A cute maltipoo - 8 weeks old. How do I look cool and macho when out for walks ???

When the dog is a maltipoo, the only way to look cool and macho when out for walks is to leave it at home.

But whatever you do, don't accessorise the dog - no sparkly collar/lead (or skull & crossbones) Train it well so that it walks to heel, etc, and introduce it to your local pubs as soon as possible.
Also good if you can introduce it to other dogs, so that it gets on well with them. Nothing worse than a yappy dog when you meet other walkers.