the weekend thread

[SimonMac]

Heading down to London for a rumble.

Arsenal v Man Utd tonight, and IPSE AGM tomorrow, will let you guess which is most likely to kick off

[saptastic]

When the dog is a maltipoo, the only way to look cool and macho when out for walks is to leave it at home.

But whatever you do, don't accessorise the dog - no sparkly collar/lead (or skull & crossbones) Train it well so that it walks to heel, etc, and introduce it to your local pubs as soon as possible.
Also good if you can introduce it to other dogs, so that it gets on well with them. Nothing worse than a yappy dog when you meet other walkers.

Thanks good advice - especially the pubs.

[Old Greg]

When the dog is a maltipoo, the only way to look cool and macho when out for walks is to leave it at home.

But whatever you do, don't accessorise the dog - no sparkly collar/lead (or skull & crossbones) Train it well so that it walks to heel, etc, and introduce it to your local pubs as soon as possible.
Also good if you can introduce it to other dogs, so that it gets on well with them. Nothing worse than a yappy dog when you meet other walkers.

And if it is off the lead and jumps up at my kids, I will kill the dog while you watch and then kill you, and I don't care how much it's a lovely dog really and loves kids. On lead, I'll congratulate you on your nice doggy.

[Uncle Albert]

Burns night, so plenty of booze and intestines.
Then swimming on Saturday and pick up new car for Mrs Albert. Kids football on Sunday morning followed by family around at ours for lunch.

[vetran]

Thanks good advice - especially the pubs.

nice to see foxy sharing his deep experience in having wimpy dogs.

[vetran]

I think I'm hard but really I'm as soft as tulipe

FTFY

[vetran]

Mrs V is up the hospital with the FIL all weekend, so I get childcare + club runs and providing cuddles.

At the same time trying to make some sense of the various outstanding tasks and fit a few in the spaces.

[Old Greg]

FTFY

I'm Old Greg!

[WTFH]

nice to see foxy sharing his deep experience in having wimpy dogs.

My dog has never been to a Wimpy, but she is well known and well behaved in local pubs.
If you want a fighting dog, or are into aggressive dogs, that’s up to you. BMW 3 or 5 series estates are good for carrying them, and if you google manhood extensions, you might find some help there too.

[WTFH]

Thanks good advice - especially the pubs.

Another bit of advice - take a few photos. A friend of mine and his husband have a maltipoo, when they got it as a pup they sent us a picture of it beside a bottle of Hendricks gin. A few months later we get a photo of the same dog beside the same bottle, it’s grown a lot.