Expensing a quickie

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vetran replied

18 October 2018, 10:03
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Could be worse. Could be like you and get paid.

Yep I get paid for screwing around with the client's employees and drinking beer

living the dream!
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NotAllThere replied

17 October 2018, 08:27
People like Jesus because he hung around with drunks and prostitutes. So how come when I do that . . ?

(Milton Jones)
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original PM replied

17 October 2018, 07:39
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

All men end up paying, eventually.

True - and you know the one people frown upon is the one where neither party is lying to each other.
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Zigenare replied

17 October 2018, 06:11
Originally posted by vetran View Post

A friend - oh yes

You saddos pay?

All men end up paying, eventually.
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NotAllThere replied

16 October 2018, 17:08
Originally posted by vetran View Post

A friend - oh yes

You saddos pay?

Could be worse. Could be like you and get paid.
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vetran replied

16 October 2018, 15:40
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

...I think he's a bit of a sap.

A friend - oh yes

You saddos pay?
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greenlake replied

16 October 2018, 14:39
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.
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Eirikur replied

16 October 2018, 14:16
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

...I think he's a bit of a sap.

Did he get a VAT receipt?
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northernladuk replied

16 October 2018, 14:13
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

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It wasn't stationary when he went in for a quickie.

NLyUK can't say much due to client confidentiality but knowing him it probably was.
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WTFH replied

16 October 2018, 13:52
Originally posted by original PM View Post

I'm gonna go for a knee trembler in the stationery cupboard.

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

You've got a stationary cupboard??? How come you get all the good gigs?

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It wasn't stationary when he went in for a quickie.
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northernladuk replied

16 October 2018, 13:49
Originally posted by original PM View Post

I'm gonna go for a knee trembler in the stationery cupboard.

You've got a stationary cupboard??? How come you get all the good gigs?
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original PM replied

16 October 2018, 13:41
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

What the hell is a "quickie" in this context?

I'm gonna go for a knee trembler in the stationery cupboard.
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GJABS replied

16 October 2018, 13:32
What the hell is a "quickie" in this context?
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WTFH started a topic Expensing a quickie

16 October 2018, 13:26
Expensing a quickie

A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

...I think he's a bit of a sap.
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