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Previously on "French Open Season on Mountain Bikers."

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  • NigelJK
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    Bit harsh, doublely so as the rape allegations were not investigated and he could have been extradited if he had a case to answer.

    Sent from my 5045X using Tapatalk

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  • MonkeysUncle
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    Plot Twist

    Mark Sutton's mum says she's glad he was shot dead in France by hunter | Metro News

    "His own mother and sister said they are glad that he is dead after he raped a woman around 100 times"

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    It's well known that if you go trudging through a forest in France you whistle or sing at the top of your voice otherwise the overenthusiastic French hunters will take a pot-shot at you!
    I swapped the cans on my 'guzzi when i had a sunday ride in the Jura.
    pissed the hunters off, - scared game away for feckin miles <sorry, Klicks>

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  • Zigenare
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    It's well known that if you go trudging through a forest in France you whistle or sing at the top of your voice otherwise the overenthusiastic French hunters will take a pot-shot at you!

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    When you say "The dump" do you mean Swindon? It's just over the border from the principality.
    Nah.

    This dump is in Briton Ferry, next to the travellers camp.

    It's nice & quiet first thing on a Sunday before the hordes descend with endless crap.

    And after I'd made my offering to the gods of recycling, the aforementioned recumbent riders were on the Briton Ferry bridge.

    Sadly, on the other side, so I didn't get a 2nd chance to off them.
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 15 October 2018, 15:22.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    I was following two of those damn things on my way to the dump a week last Sunday.

    The urge to kill got very strong.

    Neither was wearing a banana suit though.

    Or expressed any interest in bubble fronted dmus.
    When you say "The dump" do you mean Swindon? It's just over the border from the principality.

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Are you a bit more difficult to hit in your recumbent bike?
    I was following two of those damn things on my way to the dump a week last Sunday.

    The urge to kill got very strong.

    Neither was wearing a banana suit though.

    Or expressed any interest in bubble fronted dmus.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Unai Emery View Post
    That's a bit extreme

    I find a simple "punishment pass" gets the message across :

    Are you a bit more difficult to hit in your recumbent bike?

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  • Unai Emery
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Shooting cyclists. I approve.

    That's a bit extreme

    I find a simple "punishment pass" gets the message across :

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Shooting cyclists. I approve.
    ah the rumours are true, you are WTFH's Daddy!

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  • xoggoth
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    Shooting cyclists. I approve.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Mountain biker shot in the French alps whilst riding through a forest.
    He shouldn't have worn that jersey....

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  • DoctorStrangelove
    started a topic French Open Season on Mountain Bikers.

    French Open Season on Mountain Bikers.

    Mountain biker shot in the French alps whilst riding through a forest.

    Rather sad.

    Apparently the chap hailed from Caerphilly.

    British mountain biker shot dead by hunter in French Alps - BBC News

    This would be unremarkable in Septicland where it's common practice to brand "COW" on one's livestock during the hunting season.
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 14 October 2018, 17:15.

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