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Tonight I will be putting the trees up and having a spicy curry and some booze
Tomorrow festive shopping, then in the evening I've got a christmas party to attend and mrs 5* is going to drive
Sunday getting stuff sorted, wrapped and maybe buy some more booze to replace the stuff that was drank over the weekend
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Call your toilet the Jim rather than the John. So when going for a number 2 say you are off to the Gym....Originally posted by WTFH View PostThe thread title is “Weekend plans”, as such, I don’t plan certain things, they just happen as a matter of course.
Some people plan when they will go to the toilet, others will go based on when they need to. In fact, let’s consider that analogy a bit more... next time I go for a number 2, I shall say that I am off to “shoot a cyclist”...
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Venturing north of the Watford Gap for 24 hours and then swiftly scurrying back to safety (hopefully) before I get lynched by pitchfork wielding yokels.
Visit from my beau, may reward him by driving us to Arundel on Saturday evening to meet my parents
Depends how hungover I am and whether I am in a fit state to drive.
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The thread title is “Weekend plans”, as such, I don’t plan certain things, they just happen as a matter of course.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGood to see stealing door and shooting cyclists are not on the list.
Some people plan when they will go to the toilet, others will go based on when they need to. In fact, let’s consider that analogy a bit more... next time I go for a number 2, I shall say that I am off to “shoot a cyclist”...
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Good to see stealing door and shooting cyclists are not on the list.Originally posted by WTFH View PostThanks for asking.
Out tonight with brother in law for a jar or two while our wives plan Christmas.
Back home tomorrow, and going round to neighbours (AFAIK, The Wife (tm) hasn't put anything in our calendar yet)
Oh, and possibly getting the company to order a new office chair for me.
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Nottingham tonight, home tomorrow morning.
Mrs F is on a training course all day tomorrow so it means an early start to get back before she leaves
Sunday will be a lazy day I think - children are going out to do some Christmas shopping, so I'm sure that I'll find something to do in the afternoon
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Thanks for asking.
Out tonight with brother in law for a jar or two while our wives plan Christmas.
Back home tomorrow, and going round to neighbours (AFAIK, The Wife (tm) hasn't put anything in our calendar yet)
Oh, and possibly getting the company to order a new office chair for me.
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Tree up, various family and friends to help with decs. Sunday will put on an XMas film of some kind.
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It's Mrs Eek's who when given a list of possibilities and asked to look at them - went and bought the first zafira she saw as the previous one was OK. The WTF design flaws explain why Opel will be no more in Europe within 5 years..Originally posted by barrydidit View PostWhen in Rome, i suppose
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When in Rome, i supposeOriginally posted by eek View PostThen a concert in Manchester and a 2 hour drive back in the car that isn't mine.
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Weather looks very bad in North Wales. I might build a snowman. Or a snow army.
Yourself?
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