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Weekend Plans
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Nope, 'tis fixed. Do try and keep upOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostGiven up trying to fix your tree
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The thread title is “Weekend plans”, as such, I don’t plan certain things, they just happen as a matter of course.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGood to see stealing door and shooting cyclists are not on the list.
Some people plan when they will go to the toilet, others will go based on when they need to. In fact, let’s consider that analogy a bit more... next time I go for a number 2, I shall say that I am off to “shoot a cyclist”...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Venturing north of the Watford Gap for 24 hours and then swiftly scurrying back to safety (hopefully) before I get lynched by pitchfork wielding yokels.
Visit from my beau, may reward him by driving us to Arundel on Saturday evening to meet my parents
Depends how hungover I am and whether I am in a fit state to drive.
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Call your toilet the Jim rather than the John. So when going for a number 2 say you are off to the Gym....Originally posted by WTFH View PostThe thread title is “Weekend plans”, as such, I don’t plan certain things, they just happen as a matter of course.
Some people plan when they will go to the toilet, others will go based on when they need to. In fact, let’s consider that analogy a bit more... next time I go for a number 2, I shall say that I am off to “shoot a cyclist”...Comment
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Tonight I will be putting the trees up and having a spicy curry and some booze
Tomorrow festive shopping, then in the evening I've got a christmas party to attend and mrs 5* is going to drive
Sunday getting stuff sorted, wrapped and maybe buy some more booze to replace the stuff that was drank over the weekendComment
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Good idea. “I went to the gym this morning and lost 2lb”Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCall your toilet the Jim rather than the John. So when going for a number 2 say you are off to the Gym....…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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