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WTFH replied

11 October 2017, 10:37
Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post

How would that work then?

Are you a hermaphrodite?

Maybe she’s a Common Cormorant (Thanks Ogden)
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Pip in a Poke replied

11 October 2017, 10:16
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

shag - none
marry - none
kill - all of you

Oh this is a virtual world....

Still...
shag - SueEllen
marry - admin
kill - all of you particularly admin

How would that work then?

Are you a hermaphrodite?
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PhiltheGreek replied

11 October 2017, 09:39
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Kojak is a bald headed detective.

True enough, but I'm pretty sure that Kojak encountered persons who would have liked to shove that lollipop where the sun doesn't shine, rather as Wilmslow suggests.
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northernladyuk replied

11 October 2017, 09:37
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Shag - Kojak with her lollipop
Marry - Bee
Kill - Nobody. I love you all

Kojak is a bald headed detective.
You and Bee would be perfect for each other.
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milanbenes replied

11 October 2017, 09:36
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Shag - Kojak with her lollipop
Marry - Bee
Kill - Nobody. I love you all

oh dear

Milan.
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Wilmslow replied

11 October 2017, 09:14
Shag - Kojak with her lollipop
Marry - Bee
Kill - Nobody. I love you all
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northernladyuk replied

11 October 2017, 07:34
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Problem with answering 1st two is it's not always easy to know what sex a few really are.

True, but shauny and MF have generously proportioned posteriors if that helps.
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SueEllen replied

11 October 2017, 07:29
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Problem with answering 1st two is it's not always easy to know what sex a few really are.

That's part of the fun of it.
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xoggoth replied

10 October 2017, 20:30
Problem with answering 1st two is it's not always easy to know what sex a few really are.
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AtW replied

10 October 2017, 19:05
Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

Shag, marry, kill?

Are those the three phases of a BP marriage?

SMK of Brillo is like MDK in the Demolition Man...
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vetran replied

10 October 2017, 18:48
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Beaten to the punchline.

indeed some of our posters will need to do them in reverse order to achieve all 3.
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d000hg replied

10 October 2017, 15:35
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

The questions is which 1 CUK poster would fill those categories for you and in which order.

Beaten to the punchline.
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northernladyuk replied

10 October 2017, 15:15
Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

Shag postman, marry, kill?

Are those the three phases of a BP marriage?

Yes.
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Uncle Albert replied

10 October 2017, 15:11
Shag, marry, kill?

Are those the three phases of a BP marriage?
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WTFH replied

10 October 2017, 14:59
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

The missus.. done 2, third is wishful thinking...

You married her then you killed her, but she’s still saying no to you?
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