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Previously on "Things that make you feel old"
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Many of our CUK colleagues are well used to the 'And Below' group for their mental age.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostAnd it's worse when your group ends in 'And Above'....
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Cool story bro...Originally posted by Bee View PostI've started with BASIC. Jesus, I'm so old.
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A pretty piss poor one, all be toldOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostThat'll be the bladder problems, I guess. You have my sympathy.
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And it's worse when your group ends in 'And Above'....Originally posted by kevpuk View PostSure-fire sign is when there are age brackets - the sense of doom when having to select the next grouped ages
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first language i used was ALGOL, then Fortran V then BALOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat happened to PL1?
I have just spent quite a while upgrading the little business website to mySQLi, plus eliminating various other deprecated warnings. Pissed me off. Why can't I just do the damn thing in Fortran IV with lots of GOTOs? It worked fine.
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What happened to PL1?
I have just spent quite a while upgrading the little business website to mySQLi, plus eliminating various other deprecated warnings. Pissed me off. Why can't I just do the damn thing in Fortran IV with lots of GOTOs? It worked fine.
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Sure-fire sign is when there are age brackets - the sense of doom when having to select the next grouped agesOriginally posted by Jog On View PostI feel old when I have to input my DOB using sliding dial thingies having to keep scrolling to get the year - and scroll some more...
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I remember taking the misses nephew and his girlfriend to Liverpool for a visit.
I jokingly pointed out a house and said that's where John Lennon used to live. They had no idea, not a freaking clue who he was.
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Me too and still do (apart from the VAX). Currently working with this: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/0...mainframe_z14/Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI started on MVS, then VM, then VAX, then PCs. Nowadays it's all on the cloud, innit? It got smaller and smaller and finally disappeared.
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