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Some people who die have high levels of bacteria or viruses in their bodies. How confident are we that the alkaline treatment will be effective in killing all of those pathogens?
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Originally posted by Eirikur View PostWhy? at least this is a natural and quick process
Originally posted by xoggoth View PostVote Lib Dem, they want to legalise cannibalism. Very efficient disposal of corpses.
PS Hang on, I misread the manifesto. It's cannabis.
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Originally posted by RSoles View Post...then packaging it as Soylent...
That's assuming we don't find ourselves in a world where humankind has died out to be replaced by zombies, or one where we're slaves to a race of super intelligent apes. Or any other Charlton Heston sci-fi film I've forgotten.Last edited by VectraMan; 23 May 2017, 17:15.
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Vote Lib Dem, they want to legalise cannibalism. Very efficient disposal of corpses.
PS Hang on, I misread the manifesto. It's cannabis.
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Originally posted by Eirikur View PostWhy? at least this is a natural and quick process
qh
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Thought this was another Tory manifesto pledge for them up in years thread
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostUnfortunately that "natural process" often includes being dug up and torn apart and scattered by foxes!
qh
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAnd the problem with that is? ...
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostUnfortunately that "natural process" often includes being dug up and torn apart and scattered by foxes!
Oh yes, if the foxes are hunted to near extinction as per the request of all Tory voters, then the remaining ones will dig up, but not eat all the flesh, leaving it to rot. At which point the foxes will be to blame, or possibly the EU.
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When the foreign built and owned power stations become too expensive to run, and everyone's been taxed out of diesel cars into electric ones, they'll want people to opt for biomass energy production instead of standard cremation. Instead of an urn of ashes they'll give you some leccy credits.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostHow about burying in the woods without a coffin, or at sea. As long as the body isn't wrapped in anything to prevent decomposition, or that would poison the flora and fauna, then nature will use the nutrients quite quickly. This then doesn't require harmful alkalis (such as are used in resomation) and it means that the natural processes take place as they would for any other animal
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