Reply to: Hard brexit - Uk to nuke Channel Tunnel

[vetran]

You want Warren Zevon to find out about the werewolves.

[NotAllThere]

Stupid American built nuke went off target and hit Sunderland causing €14.50 worth of damage improvements.

FTFY

[WTFH]

I get my news form Elvis Costello and he says 'London is full of Arabs'.

I get mine from the Jam. It's an underground source.

[northernladyuk]

Stupid American built nuke went off target and hit Sunderland causing €14.50 worth of damage.

[darmstadt]

I get my news form Elvis Costello and he says 'London is full of Arabs'.

Yeah, but The Cure counterattacked

[NigelJK]

The arabs own the other half.

I get my news form Elvis Costello and he says 'London is full of Arabs'.

[squarepeg]

Perhaps the French have already implemented a nuclear device in the tunnel - after all, they built half of it, and nobody would miss Calais very much if there was a mortar effect.

Why go nuclear when you can let French farmers stage a protest there?

[Troll]

Is it still april 1st??
Super-hard Brexit: how UK planned to blow up the Channel Tunnel with a nuclear bomb | The Independent

, “And the fear expressed that quick and comfortable train journeys [through the tunnel] would make England a holiday resort for hordes of more or less undesirable people, who would introduce foreign customs, deface the countryside and otherwise interrupt English habits of living.”Q

Must be referring to you

[NotAllThere]

Perhaps the French have already implemented a nuclear device in the tunnel - after all, they built half of it, and nobody would miss Calais very much if there was a mortar effect.

[Mordac]

Is it still april 1st??
Super-hard Brexit: how UK planned to blow up the Channel Tunnel with a nuclear bomb | The Independent

Then I suggest you get out while you still can...

[BrilloPad]

Oh Dear

They already own half of West London.

The arabs own the other half.

[vetran]

“Barbarians at the gates of Calais” – to use one civil servant’s phrase – would not be “hordes” of immigrants, but an invading Soviet army.

Oh Dear

[BrilloPad]

I thought they just had a big plug at the top of the tunnel at the halfway point.

[billybiro]

Good to see the standard issue mushroom cloud photo.

Yes, because some nuclear bombs just give you a little tickle under the chin, don't they?

[The_Equalizer]

Is it still april 1st??
Super-hard Brexit: how UK planned to blow up the Channel Tunnel with a nuclear bomb | The Independent

Good to see the standard issue mushroom cloud photo.

You should try read a few other papers.