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Hard brexit - Uk to nuke Channel Tunnel
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Good to see the standard issue mushroom cloud photo.Originally posted by diseasex View Post
You should try read a few other papers.
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Yes, because some nuclear bombs just give you a little tickle under the chin, don't they?Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostGood to see the standard issue mushroom cloud photo.
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Oh Dear“Barbarians at the gates of Calais” – to use one civil servant’s phrase – would not be “hordes” of immigrants, but an invading Soviet army.Comment
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They already own half of West London.Originally posted by vetran View PostOh Dear
The arabs own the other half.Comment
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Then I suggest you get out while you still can...Originally posted by diseasex View Post
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Perhaps the French have already implemented a nuclear device in the tunnel - after all, they built half of it, and nobody would miss Calais very much if there was a mortar effect.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostMust be referring to you, “And the fear expressed that quick and comfortable train journeys [through the tunnel] would make England a holiday resort for hordes of more or less undesirable people, who would introduce foreign customs, deface the countryside and otherwise interrupt English habits of living.”QHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Why go nuclear when you can let French farmers stage a protest there?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostPerhaps the French have already implemented a nuclear device in the tunnel - after all, they built half of it, and nobody would miss Calais very much if there was a mortar effect.You're awesome! Get yourself a t-shirt.Comment
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