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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The rules are usually quite clearly displayed - often a pictogram like this for linguistically challenged foreigners.

    In nude saunas it's fine to wrap your naked flesh in a towel if you're shy.
    We were perturbed by the "speedo only" rule for men in Finland. No shorts allowed. Ugh.

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Don't want to be burning my wizards sleeve on the bench hey?
    FTFY

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    It's true, but I didn't say that I was not having a towel.
    I'm not going to any sauna without putting a towel under me.
    Don't want to be burning your wizards sleeve on the bench hey?

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I think it's more to do with (ideas of) hygiene. Every sauna I've visited provides towels for you to use.

    Daftest thing I saw was in an Austrian mixed nude sauna where some women (I think they were Dutch), wrapped towels around their swimming costumes, so people would not know they weren't nude.

    On a different note, I remember visiting a Greek restaurant in Germany with some American friends. I noticed their son was going rather red in the face - he'd spotted a statue with bare breasts.
    It's true, but I didn't say that I was not having a towel.
    I'm not going to any sauna without putting a towel under me.

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  • Agent
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    Besides all the cultural shocks on here… I apologies...

    I was in a hotel in Germany and I decided to put my bikini and went to the sauna, when I arrived the sauna was empty, after a few minutes a naked man entered in the sauna and I started panicking like “Oh no I’m in the men’s sauna”, after a few seconds another naked man entered (OOOH tulip NOOO)…followed by a naked women (OK), that’s when I remembered that in Germany the saunas are mixed with all the “fruit” visible.

    Do you have anny funny situations to share?

    (I'm sorry my English)
    Pics or it didn't happen... (not of the naked men)

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    FTFY.
    This is not supposed to be a porn thread but at least I'm leaning English vocabulary.

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  • NotAllThere
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    I think it's more to do with (ideas of) hygiene. Every sauna I've visited provides towels for you to use.

    Daftest thing I saw was in an Austrian mixed nude sauna where some women (I think they were Dutch), wrapped towels around their swimming costumes, so people would not know they weren't nude.

    On a different note, I remember visiting a Greek restaurant in Germany with some American friends. I noticed their son was going rather red in the face - he'd spotted a statue with bare breasts.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    A friend explained that but there was no signs in the hotel.
    Usually I use a towel but in that day I used bikini because I went to the swimming pool first.

    I don't see any difference between a towel and a bikini if I'm not going to expose my wizard's sleeve, I mean, if the idea is to have everybody naked.
    FTFY.

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The rules are usually quite clearly displayed - often a pictogram like this for linguistically challenged foreigners.

    In nude saunas it's fine to wrap your naked flesh in a towel if you're shy.
    A friend explained that but there was no signs in the hotel.
    Usually I use a towel but in that day I used bikini because I went to the swimming pool first.

    I don't see any difference between a towel and a bikini if I'm not going to expose all my "fruit", I mean, if the idea is to have everybody naked.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Hallo, mein namen ist Manfred. Ich been to ze sauna the ozer day with mein gross schlong hanging loose.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Can you masturbate as well or is this frowned upon?
    you're safe no one will notice you doing under the 'beef curtain'

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I was posting in CUK General when I replied to a thread. First there was just the one sockie, then a few minutes later another replied and then another replied. Then I remembered that in CUK, the threads are mixed with all the 'dicks' posting.

    (I'm sorry I'm not a Sockie)
    Brilliant.

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  • sasguru
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    Hallo, mein namen ist Manfred. Ich been to ze sauna the ozer day with mein gross schlong hanging loose. Mein Gott, ze was a transvetite in a bikini zere. He did have eine titchy schlong and looked grosse dumbkopf, like eine, how you say, puppet sock.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The rules are usually quite clearly displayed - often a pictogram like this for linguistically challenged foreigners.

    In nude saunas it's fine to wrap your naked flesh in a towel if you're shy.
    No nuns allowed???

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The rules are usually quite clearly displayed - often a pictogram like this for linguistically challenged foreigners.

    In nude saunas it's fine to wrap your naked flesh in a towel if you're shy.
    Can you masturbate as well or is this frowned upon?

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