Cultural Shocks

[Bee]

Besides all the cultural shocks on here… I apologies...

I was in a hotel in Germany and I decided to put my bikini and went to the sauna, when I arrived the sauna was empty, after a few minutes a naked man entered in the sauna and I started panicking like “Oh no I’m in the men’s sauna”, after a few seconds another naked man entered (OOOH tulip NOOO)…followed by a naked women (OK), that’s when I remembered that in Germany the saunas are mixed with all the “fruit” visible.

Do you have anny funny situations to share?

(I'm sorry my English)

[MarillionFan]

Besides all the cultural shocks on here… I apologies...

I was in a hotel in Germany and I decided to put my bikini and went to the sauna, when I arrived the sauna was empty, after a few minutes a naked man entered in the sauna and I started panicking like “Oh no I’m in the men’s sauna”, after a few seconds another naked man entered (OOOH tulip NOOO)…followed by a naked women (OK), that’s when I remembered that in Germany the saunas are mixed with all the “fruit” visible.

Do you have anny funny situations to share?

(I'm sorry my English)

I was posting in CUK General when I replied to a thread. First there was just the one sockie, then a few minutes later another replied and then another replied. Then I remembered that in CUK, the threads are mixed with all the 'dicks' posting.

(I'm sorry I'm not a Sockie)

[VectraMan]

I was in a sauna in Germany and this uptight foreign lady came in wearing a bikini of all things and acting uncomfortable. It's almost like she didn't want to look at my bits at all.

[NotAllThere]

The rules are usually quite clearly displayed - often a pictogram like this for linguistically challenged foreigners.

In nude saunas it's fine to wrap your naked flesh in a towel if you're shy.

[MarillionFan]

The rules are usually quite clearly displayed - often a pictogram like this for linguistically challenged foreigners.

In nude saunas it's fine to wrap your naked flesh in a towel if you're shy.

Can you masturbate as well or is this frowned upon?

[AtW]

The rules are usually quite clearly displayed - often a pictogram like this for linguistically challenged foreigners.

In nude saunas it's fine to wrap your naked flesh in a towel if you're shy.

No nuns allowed???

[sasguru]

Hallo, mein namen ist Manfred. Ich been to ze sauna the ozer day with mein gross schlong hanging loose. Mein Gott, ze was a transvetite in a bikini zere. He did have eine titchy schlong and looked grosse dumbkopf, like eine, how you say, puppet sock.

[Bee]

I was posting in CUK General when I replied to a thread. First there was just the one sockie, then a few minutes later another replied and then another replied. Then I remembered that in CUK, the threads are mixed with all the 'dicks' posting.

(I'm sorry I'm not a Sockie)

Brilliant.

[vetran]

Can you masturbate as well or is this frowned upon?

you're safe no one will notice you doing under the 'beef curtain'

[greenlake]

Hallo, mein namen ist Manfred. Ich been to ze sauna the ozer day with mein gross schlong hanging loose.