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MrMarkyMark replied

11 July 2016, 16:00
FTFY

Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

FLC is claiming he once had a semi, after swallowing 3 Viagra.
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Dactylion replied

11 July 2016, 15:55
Originally posted by kaiser78 View Post

Hudderswhere in a what ??!

FLC is claiming he once had a semi.
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FatLazyContractor replied

11 July 2016, 10:52
Originally posted by CretinWatcher View Post

Short term - get some noise cancelling headphones.

You wouldn't want to be banging your wife wearing headphones, would you?
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SueEllen replied

11 July 2016, 10:43
Originally posted by CretinWatcher View Post

Try the council anyway - AFAIK noise nuisance can also occur during the day.
They'll probably come and measure it.
Your Rights Under the Noise Act 1996

Short term - get some noise cancelling headphones.

No point. Children are allowed to play and it isn't noise nuisance.

Personally I would get a little dog such as a Yorkshire Terrier who hates children and call it "Darling" or some tulip name. Every time the kids annoy you let the dog out to bark at them and bite them. Obviously being such a sweet looking little dog you can seriously say it's not a biter. The kids will soon decide not to play near your house....

F*** I still hate corgis and I they didn't actually bite me.
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FatLazyContractor replied

11 July 2016, 10:27
Originally posted by eek View Post

Is this Brexit related?

Good question.

If it is the Polish neighbour's kids, give them a few months
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eek replied

11 July 2016, 10:26
Is this Brexit related?
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MrMarkyMark replied

11 July 2016, 10:00
Sonic youth: The high-pitched sound alarm for under 25s | News | The Independent
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CretinWatcher replied

11 July 2016, 09:55
Try the council anyway - AFAIK noise nuisance can also occur during the day.
They'll probably come and measure it.
http://www.problemneighbours.co.uk/r...noise-act.html

Short term - get some noise cancelling headphones.
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MrMarkyMark replied

11 July 2016, 09:52
FTFY

Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

Have a fling with the father then make sure the mother and a couple of the local gossips find out.

They will move out immediately due to the embarrassment.
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Uncle Albert replied

11 July 2016, 09:47
Have a fling with the mother and make sure the father finds out.

They will move out when the house is sold to pay off the divorce lawyers.
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NotAllThere replied

11 July 2016, 09:28
1) Rooftop snipers
2) Nuke the site from orbit (ITOWTBS)
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WTFH replied

11 July 2016, 09:20
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Hack into their electronic devices. Download p0rn. Report them to the police.

Hack into their wifi, stream everything through it. That'll screw up their performance.
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BrilloPad replied

11 July 2016, 09:16
Hack into their electronic devices. Download p0rn. Report them to the police.
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Malcolm Buggeridge replied

11 July 2016, 09:12
Get a pair of dobis and leave your gates open.
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kaiser78 replied

11 July 2016, 08:53
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Been in that situation many years ago when I lived in Huddersfield in a semi. The neighbours were uppity chavs with the parents being complete feckwits arguing and shouting at me for asking them to control their kids.

Hudderswhere in a what ??!
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