Noisy Kids

[NotAllThere]

1) Rooftop snipers
2) Nuke the site from orbit (ITOWTBS)

[Uncle Albert]

Have a fling with the mother and make sure the father finds out.

They will move out when the house is sold to pay off the divorce lawyers.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Have a fling with the father then make sure the mother and a couple of the local gossips find out.

They will move out immediately due to the embarrassment.

[CretinWatcher]

Try the council anyway - AFAIK noise nuisance can also occur during the day.
They'll probably come and measure it.
http://www.problemneighbours.co.uk/r...noise-act.html

Short term - get some noise cancelling headphones.

[MrMarkyMark]

Sonic youth: The high-pitched sound alarm for under 25s | News | The Independent

[eek]

Is this Brexit related?

[FatLazyContractor]

Is this Brexit related?

Good question.

If it is the Polish neighbour's kids, give them a few months

[SueEllen]

Try the council anyway - AFAIK noise nuisance can also occur during the day.
They'll probably come and measure it.
Your Rights Under the Noise Act 1996

Short term - get some noise cancelling headphones.

No point. Children are allowed to play and it isn't noise nuisance.

Personally I would get a little dog such as a Yorkshire Terrier who hates children and call it "Darling" or some tulip name. Every time the kids annoy you let the dog out to bark at them and bite them. Obviously being such a sweet looking little dog you can seriously say it's not a biter. The kids will soon decide not to play near your house....

F*** I still hate corgis and I they didn't actually bite me.

[FatLazyContractor]

Short term - get some noise cancelling headphones.

You wouldn't want to be banging your wife wearing headphones, would you?

[Dactylion]

Hudderswhere in a what ??!

FLC is claiming he once had a semi.