Thank god for the merge function for parody threads

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d000hg replied

4 January 2016, 12:27
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Thank you for extending my vocabulary. This is now my favourite word, and is a compliment to my favourite hobby.

It could do with further extension
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SimonMac replied

4 January 2016, 12:20
Shouldn't that be "thank mods for the merge function"
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WTFH replied

4 January 2016, 12:18
Thank God for MergingThreadISM

All this jism is making my head spin.
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stek replied

4 January 2016, 12:16
Thank God for Atheism

See what I did there?
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Pondlife replied

4 January 2016, 12:15
Thank God for Creationism
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northernladuk replied

4 January 2016, 12:13
Thank God for Antidisestablishmentarianism

Cause I can use a right long word on CUK and look edjukated innit.
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BrilloPad replied

4 January 2016, 12:09
DP had a pen1s transplant. His right hand rejected it.
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WTFH replied

4 January 2016, 12:08
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

The person with the funniest anecdotes will be the king.

Does that mean women are not allowed, unless their name is Jo?
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vetran replied

4 January 2016, 11:59
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Thank you for extending my vocabulary. This is now my favourite word, and is a compliment to my favourite hobby.

Good to see you are getting hands on experience.
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EternalOptimist replied

4 January 2016, 11:57
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Who decides what is funny?

On CUK it used to be rep. Until it was found the least funny poster on CUK was only voted for by sockies.

That will be decided by Everton fans, obviously.

Politicians will have to do their routine at Goodson Park, the bigger their clap, the funnier they are. Obviously home grown talent will be weighted, in the interests of fairness.
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clearedforlanding replied

4 January 2016, 11:45
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

I disagree with you, as I don't always disagree with my own ideology.

That has made my head hurt.
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clearedforlanding replied

4 January 2016, 11:43
Thank you for extending my vocabulary. This is now my favourite word, and is a compliment to my favourite hobby.
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WTFH replied

4 January 2016, 11:43
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

I disagree with all of your ideologies.

I disagree with you, as I don't always disagree with my own ideology.
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clearedforlanding replied

4 January 2016, 11:41
Thank god for critiscism.

I disagree with all of your ideologies.
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BrilloPad replied

4 January 2016, 11:38
Who decides what is funny?

On CUK it used to be rep. Until it was found the least funny poster on CUK was only voted for by sockies.
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