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d000hg replied

4 December 2015, 13:09
Originally posted by ASB View Post

It seems it is still legal in many states. How the hell do you deal with informed consent....

AL to outlaw bestiality, but it's still legal to rape a sheep in 13 states - Watchdog.org

Good URL, considering.
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Wilmslow replied

4 December 2015, 10:57
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Sheep

Stand on the end of a cliff, wearing wellies.

It gives much better pushback.
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ASB replied

4 December 2015, 10:29
It seems it is still legal in many states. How the hell do you deal with informed consent....

AL to outlaw bestiality, but it's still legal to rape a sheep in 13 states - Watchdog.org
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psychocandy replied

4 December 2015, 08:52
Sheep
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xoggoth replied

3 December 2015, 20:21
They didn't have explicit magazines when I was 15 so actually my sister's copies of Horse and Hound magazine were the closest to porn I could get. My mother did have a nice medical book with a couple of B&W nude ladies in tho.
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GJABS replied

3 December 2015, 19:53
Originally posted by vetran View Post

According to the porno films yes, but only well hung stallions. with nubile young girls.

In Amsterdam's sex shops there are whole sections devoted to zoophilia. Quite an eye opener. Well only one eye - the other one was disgusted.
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vetran replied

3 December 2015, 17:55
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

I wonder if this unnatural lust goes the other way round? I got followed by a horse in a field the other day and it grabbed my sleeve in its teeth. Managed to shake it off. Maybe I had a lucky escape. There are real disadvantages to being as sexy as I am.

According to the porno films yes, but only well hung stallions. with nubile young girls.
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fullyautomatix replied

3 December 2015, 17:36
Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View Post

Wouldn't the horse bight your nob off ?

It wont, because it's not wright.
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EternalOptimist replied

3 December 2015, 17:32
As a sagittarius I have no issues with a bit of horse perving. I am also allowed to poo in the street and get away with it. Which after ten pints and a curry, is a bit of a 'get out of jail free' card
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xoggoth replied

3 December 2015, 17:24
I wonder if this unnatural lust goes the other way round? I got followed by a horse in a field the other day and it grabbed my sleeve in its teeth. Managed to shake it off. Maybe I had a lucky escape. There are real disadvantages to being as sexy as I am.
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ELBBUBKUNPS replied

3 December 2015, 17:19
Because it looked like a carrot and in my case one of those jumbo over grown veg carrots
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d000hg replied

3 December 2015, 17:12
Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View Post

Wouldn't the horse bight your nob off ?

Why on earth would it?
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ELBBUBKUNPS replied

3 December 2015, 17:06
Wouldn't the horse bight your nob off ?
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vetran replied

3 December 2015, 16:59
zoophiles,
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MrMarkyMark replied

3 December 2015, 16:50
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Pigs I could understand but horses? How odd.

Exactly, bloody perverts
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