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    Anyone here fancy a horse?

    Switzerland's horse sex crisis: Animal campaigners warn depraved attacks out of control
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    Pigs I could understand but horses? How odd.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

    #2
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Pigs I could understand but horses? How odd.
    Exactly, bloody perverts
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      zoophiles,
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Wouldn't the horse bight your nob off ?
        I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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          #5
          Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View Post
          Wouldn't the horse bight your nob off ?
          Why on earth would it?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Because it looked like a carrot and in my case one of those jumbo over grown veg carrots
            I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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              #7
              I wonder if this unnatural lust goes the other way round? I got followed by a horse in a field the other day and it grabbed my sleeve in its teeth. Managed to shake it off. Maybe I had a lucky escape. There are real disadvantages to being as sexy as I am.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                As a sagittarius I have no issues with a bit of horse perving. I am also allowed to poo in the street and get away with it. Which after ten pints and a curry, is a bit of a 'get out of jail free' card
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View Post
                  Wouldn't the horse bight your nob off ?
                  It wont, because it's not wright.
                  Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    I wonder if this unnatural lust goes the other way round? I got followed by a horse in a field the other day and it grabbed my sleeve in its teeth. Managed to shake it off. Maybe I had a lucky escape. There are real disadvantages to being as sexy as I am.
                    According to the porno films yes, but only well hung stallions. with nubile young girls.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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