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Previously on "CUK confession corner"

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    I did it again on Thursday night

    I forgot the cufflinks on the bedside table

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    I once shat my pants after drinking too much.
    EO, you're posting on the wrong account.

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Whilst secretly shorting with massive leverage.



    I'm not proud of myself....
    Dimprawn = goldman sachs ???

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You also said buy gold........
    Whilst secretly shorting with massive leverage.



    I'm not proud of myself....

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  • northernladuk
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    You also said buy gold........

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    Euphemism alert!
    you saying it was a bacon booty?

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    that's nothing.
    I once dropped a slice of bacon onto the floor, cleaned it off and stuck it into the missus butty.
    Euphemism alert!

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  • ChimpMaster
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    I once shat my pants after drinking too much.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I donated ... I feel sick
    The pertinent facts

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Back when Bliar and co were in power, I donated £5000 to the conservative party, in the hope they would win the GE and repeal IR35, reduce immigration and support small business.



    God I feel sick about that now.
    that's nothing.
    I once dropped a slice of bacon onto the floor, cleaned it off and stuck it into the missus butty.

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  • OwlHoot
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    I felt like donating £5000 to UKIP last year. But as I didn't have anything like that spare, I didn't

    although I did put up a couple of large "Vote UKIP" placards outside my gaff

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    He is a tory supporter he normally pays for that type of treatment! Keep him away from the Oranges.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Back when Bliar and co were in power, I donated £5000 to the conservative party, in the hope they would win the GE and repeal IR35, reduce immigration and support small business.



    God I feel sick about that now.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Isn't it about time for the return of Pukiemon ?

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic CUK confession corner

    CUK confession corner

    Back when Bliar and co were in power, I donated £5000 to the conservative party, in the hope they would win the GE and repeal IR35, reduce immigration and support small business.



    God I feel sick about that now.

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