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tractor replied

1 December 2014, 18:11
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I wish someone told me that when I was younger...

You still would not have had a choice. Vets are worse you know!
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SueEllen replied

1 December 2014, 15:51
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Most doctors seem to play for both teams.

I wish someone told me that when I was younger...
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tractor replied

1 December 2014, 15:44
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scooterscot replied

1 December 2014, 15:40
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Why would perves only accept NHS jobs?

Because weak candidates don't get jobs where the best money is paid.

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GlenW replied

1 December 2014, 15:30
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Most doctors seem to play for both teams.

Bi-Sexual? So men and women get their bits fiddled with by the same doctor?
Never with BUPA, this must only apply to NHS!
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VectraMan replied

1 December 2014, 15:27
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

You don't think there are any naughty people in BUPA do you?

Most doctors seem to play for both teams.
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OwlHoot replied

1 December 2014, 15:13
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

(Dallas, PM me and I'll send you his details )

What about the rest of us?!

edit: Oh sorry, I misread that as "send you _the_ details". Not interested in _his_ details
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GlenW replied

1 December 2014, 15:06
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Why would perves only accept NHS jobs?

You don't think there are any naughty people in BUPA do you?
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d000hg replied

1 December 2014, 15:04
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Yes, don't use the NHS.

Why would perves only accept NHS jobs?
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minestrone replied

1 December 2014, 14:58
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

I had bowel surgery recently.

Doe, a deer, a female deer.

Hope it went well
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VectraMan replied

1 December 2014, 14:52
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

A favorite was during bowel surgery. They would have to test the seal on any stitches in the bowels once they were done. The favoured way to do this was to pump air into the bowel via the arsehole and then expel it again via the same route. Musical routines where not uncommon.

I had bowel surgery recently.
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scooterscot replied

1 December 2014, 14:50
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Can you ever be certain you arent being 'handled' by a pervert?

Yes, don't use the NHS.
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mudskipper replied

1 December 2014, 14:47
I think I had an inappropriate doctor. Low grade enough that I wasn't quite sure, but I never made an appointment to see him again. (Dallas, PM me and I'll send you his details )
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DaveB replied

1 December 2014, 14:38
When the ex-Mrs B was training they used to get up to all set of shenanigans in surgery.

A favorite was during bowel surgery. They would have to test the seal on any stitches in the bowels once they were done. The favoured way to do this was to pump air into the bowel via the arsehole and then expel it again via the same route. Musical routines where not uncommon.
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Pondlife replied

1 December 2014, 14:32
Originally posted by tractor View Post

For the doctors amongst us, how can you be sure you are not examining someone who can't get a date?

WHS. Bolshie, your prostate situation probably hasn't changed over the weekend so no, you don't need another exam.
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