Doctors fondling your 'bits.'

[DaveB]

When the ex-Mrs B was training they used to get up to all set of shenanigans in surgery.

A favorite was during bowel surgery. They would have to test the seal on any stitches in the bowels once they were done. The favoured way to do this was to pump air into the bowel via the arsehole and then expel it again via the same route. Musical routines where not uncommon.

[mudskipper]

I think I had an inappropriate doctor. Low grade enough that I wasn't quite sure, but I never made an appointment to see him again. (Dallas, PM me and I'll send you his details )

[scooterscot]

Can you ever be certain you arent being 'handled' by a pervert?

Yes, don't use the NHS.

[VectraMan]

A favorite was during bowel surgery. They would have to test the seal on any stitches in the bowels once they were done. The favoured way to do this was to pump air into the bowel via the arsehole and then expel it again via the same route. Musical routines where not uncommon.

I had bowel surgery recently.

[minestrone]

I had bowel surgery recently.

Doe, a deer, a female deer.





Hope it went well

[d000hg]

Yes, don't use the NHS.

Why would perves only accept NHS jobs?

[GlenW]

Why would perves only accept NHS jobs?

You don't think there are any naughty people in BUPA do you?

[OwlHoot]

(Dallas, PM me and I'll send you his details )

What about the rest of us?!

edit: Oh sorry, I misread that as "send you _the_ details". Not interested in _his_ details

[VectraMan]

You don't think there are any naughty people in BUPA do you?

Most doctors seem to play for both teams.

[GlenW]

Most doctors seem to play for both teams.

Bi-Sexual? So men and women get their bits fiddled with by the same doctor?
Never with BUPA, this must only apply to NHS!